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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    [that meme with the gleaming retrofuturistic city]
     
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Sonichu was a unhinged hodge-podge of terrible fanfiction, blatant plagiarism, terrible attempts at "erotic" artwork, revenge fantasies, and many other things that say a lot about its genuinely insane creator.
    Sonic.exe was just a shitty creepypasta that should have died with Blood Whistle.
     
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  3. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    The time traveler steps out of the Delorean after moving Barb to an assisted living facility, getting people who would use Chris out of his life, and assigning him a social worker. Marty McFly over here whips out his phone and starts scrolling to see how the world has changed.

    Mufasa is a 2D Lovingly Hand Drawn Cartoon and is considered a worthy rival to Sonic 3. Disney decides they can live with that. Paramount releases new cuts of the Sonic movies where he doesn't have blue arms.

    Neither Trump nor Kamala have won the 2024 Election, instead both concede as they realize they're both just terrible people

    The Shadow Government disbands and apologize to the American people for the Two-Party Con Job it has used to divide the people, Nikola Tesla's patents for perpetual energy generators are no longer suppressed and the energy crisis is solved over night. They release the prisoners at Area 51 (Mostly aliens and the youtuber CV-11) and after realizing humanity did not know about or condone the actions of their Shadow Government, the Intergalactic Alliance of Civilized Worlds inducts Earth as its newest member. The secrets of FTL space travel are given to man who joins his fellow intellectuals among the cosmos.

    Trump has donated his entire fortune to re-uniting families broken up by his administration's immigration policies, and has been using his connections to do charity work from behind his jail cell.

    The Dimensional Merge happens and Lisa Simpson becomes President, running on the Sonichu Party ticket alongside Vice President a Cybernetic Jimmy Carter. Her first act is to pardon Luigi Mangione and instead put the country's Health Insurance Executives on trial, the entire nation is enrolled into the same Cadillac plan that congress gets. The cure for cancer is publicly revealed, having been previously kept in a vault at United Healthcare.

    The Ghost of James Randi announces there really is an afterlife and that there is no Heaven or Hell, but instead we all become one in "The Absolute" in an existence of pure bliss and wonder. From beyond the grave he gives JREF a million dollar grant to help people develop their psychic powers, by 2041 PSI is common place, Implements for learning Telekinesis are considered pre-school toys.

    Unemployment drops to 0%, Wages at al all time high; psychics scan the aura of everyone and assign them to the jobs they're best suited for.

    One works two years of mandatory service, and then retires with the option to continue working if they want to, they receive a monthly tugboat regardless of their choice. As Dr. Ovi Kintobor, the Anti-Eggman of Moebius has automated the workforce and passed the savings onto you.

    Chris-Chan himself, now the Mayor of Charlottesville learns the value of hardwork and does such an amazing job that Charlottesville is named the new Capital of Virginia. It's no CWCville (Which is in the handy care of the recently resurrected Billy Mays), but it is a futuristic city that houses the best and brightest in the world, a vaccine for all diseases is created there. Mary Lee Walsh is the first to try it, the vaccine makes her a hot young blonde with a devil tail like in the fan-art, she apologizes personally to the Mayor and does community service to make up for cock blocking him.

    That community service? Leading a task force to stop Trolls and A-Loggers! On day one Jake Paul is arrested for making Mike Tyson embarrass himself in a blatantly fixed fight on national TV for money.

    Mayor of Charlottesville Chris-Chan goes on a diet, he actually cuts back on food so much that he's not only thin for the first time in his life, but his food budget is instead being used to feed the starving children of Africa. Within a week it becomes a lush green paradise as the well fed children chase off the false philanthropists who pretended to be raising money for their well-being, but were in actuality using them for a grift.

    Israel has stopped bombing Palestine and the ink is drying on the reparation checks. Nethanyu is sentenced for war crimes and the Israeli Military is ordered to collect the Dragon Balls: To wish back everyone who died in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

    JK Rowling, Beloved Trans Right Activist, has written Harriette Potter And The Rainbow Tube Socks; It is the single greatest piece of fiction ever created. Entire new schools of thought are created over the deep philosophical questions the book raises.

    Elon Musk, also a trans activist, creates a machine that can turn anyone who wants to be one into a cat girl; the Tesla Model TG. He reunites with his forsaken daughter and the two rekindle their relationship in a storybook ending no one saw coming.

    Copyright is dissolved and everyone is free to work on whatever passion project they want, as poverty doesn't exist, most media is free of charge as money is becoming increasingly useless on a planet solely dedicated to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

    Instead of making crappy horror movies like Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey, creators use the newly expanded public domain to make bold new stories unbothered by executive mandates, shareholder demands, or legal issues. The first actually watchable MCU Movie since Endgame is created, Spider-Man & Batman: Carnage of the Joker, receives rave reviews; The Critic himself Jay Sherman considers it the first super hero movie not to stink.

    Ken Penders admits he didn't create Echidnas, and apologizes to their true creator, The Lord Jesus Christ aka Christian Weston Chandler who in fact created the entire Sonic franchise when he penned Sonichu, having retroactively brought the Sonic series into existence with his divine powers.

    Gabe Newell announces Half-Life 3. Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll play it, cry, and admit they were wrong about video games.

    Mario and Sonic finally get a fucking video game where they go an adventure instead of wasting everyone's time with boring Olympic Games shit.

    I could keep going on, but this was all stream of consciousness and I'm out of material.
     
  4. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    oh man, I wish there was a way we could make this happen for real!
    pipe bombs:
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  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris-Chan was a Viking warrior?
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Most Vikings bathed themselves regularly so he would definitely stink compared to the rest of them
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 little cat says hi

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    What if Chris got a job training AI (as in an AI voice)
    there could be bot made YouTube videos narrated by AI Chris Chan
     
  8. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris got substanced? Like in the movie The Substance?
     
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