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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Megan would refuse to go with him, he'd have an extra PSP, and he'd REE.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    lulz would be had
    his parents forbid him to go on the trip
    Megan tells Chris to please stop touching her, and that she doesn't want to date him for the thousandth time
    Chris is still a virgin with rage and on thin ice with Megan
    Chris has to whine about something other than Adam Stackhouse and his sister cheating
     
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  3. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    In addition to all of the above, Chris goes on the trip alone anyways. He gets arrested multiple times for his usual classic era antics in Seattle such as loitering and disturbing the peace, and making female customers at various public businesses uncomfortable.

    Chris spends the time he isn't doing that on the trip fucking around on the internet, further embarrassing himself, feeding the trolls, and whining about how he had to go on the trip alone and is stuck as a virgin with rage. Chris probably records some new videos in his hotel room or condo.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I don't think he'd win that trip anyway, as that "exceptional" entry broke the contest rules.

    (that video where the caption "BIRTHDAY BOY" inexplicably pops up)
     
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  5. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    That's pretty much what I figured.... God, I'm remembering when Chris told Sony he wanted the trip because (among other things obviously) he wanted to visit the NINTENDO headquarters.... Yes, I too love to randomly tell Disney World how excited I am about going to Universal Studios (To be fair they have Marvel content based on the comics which trumps.. er.. pmurts the MCU anyday)
     
  6. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    if the dimensional merge happened what would be the first thing you guys did
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Join the side of the supreme alien overlord Xenu, of course.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wake up from that nightmare?
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    I guess visit CWCville and chill out in a soup hotel
     
  10. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

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    Ask what I was merged with.
     
  11. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Check out a copy of the bible and see if they replaced each "Jesus" with "Christine"
     
  12. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Probably see if I am not hallucinating and try to remember if I took my meds
     
  13. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I'd enjoy being my fursona, I'd say more but if I start narrowing down specifics about that you'd figure out who I am.

    God you can tell it's "Current Year", no one in their right mind would admit to being a furry on a forum such as this back in 2008. Long way past the "FURRIES ARE CRINGE AND HORRIBLE AND EVIL111!11" days of Something Awful
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if "Chris Chan" was somehow "given the birth" by Borb without severe "high-functioning" autism?

    Could he still have turned out as a lolcow even then if he were "NT", because of coddling parenting?
     
  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    He would probably just be a regular nerd.
     
  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of Tiger (little cat) and Abby (tiny cat)

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    I guess he would have gotten a community college degree in two years like normal people and then get a basic job
    he might still be a brony and incel
    he may have posted a web comic and YouTube videos, and may have been ridiculed, but maybe he wouldn't have been a lolcow (optimistically)
    he'd be a normal religious or secular person and not claim to be the new Jesus and a CPU goddess
    maybe he'd be into technology and world events like Bob taught him, and even kept collecting stamps
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris Chan was a stand user?
     
  18. RetardBus

    RetardBus I like hurting other people

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    His stand would be DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. With the combined powers of excessive amounts of axe body spray, incontinence, and taking a shower less than 5 times a month, Chris would make himself smell so bad, the enemy gets violently ill and is no longer capable of fighting him. CWC can subdue entire rooms of trolls ready to brawl with this stand.
     
  19. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I was thinking the stand being SO NEED A CUTE GIRL. With the attraction sign on top of the axe body spray and lack of proper hygiene, Chris fails to get a girlfriend back in that era of old while attracting unwanted attention from authorities and getting attacked by the police.
     
  20. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    His Stand would be named after the most homo-erotic song you've ever heard (Okay maybe not Johnny McGovern levels of gay) and look the part. He would still insist he is straight and manly... up until becoming Transgender Black Face... However this will result in the Act 2 version of his Stand