Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.
Was that the Garfield pizza guy? Hilarious how half-assed he was.
Yes! His name was Nathen Mazri I believe. He even has his own version of Sonichu called Natefield
What if Chris and Mitamoto collaborated on making a video game?
Shigeru Miyamoto wanted to work on a Sonichu game, but cancelled it because Chris cared about his hoard too much to make a quick visit to Redmond, Washington, leaving Mr. Mayomato-San cold and hungry on an empty night.
(Pretty baffling that Chris actually fell for this, if you didn't knew about his odd behavior and delusions beforehand.)
didn't Chris want Miyamoto-san to come to him?
yeah, he wanted Nintendo to send a rep to their house and then Chris demanded that Fils-Aime and Miyamoto-san come to his place
That smoker and/or drinker? Blech.
He called him 'Mr. Miyamoto-san' basically meaning 'Mr. Mr. Miyamoto'.
I wonder what Chris's day to day life is like
if he's just babbling all day about being the CPU goddess, or if he shoots hoops or goes for a walk every once in a while
people who have met Chris said he's really boring, and unless you want to hear him drone on about ponies and Pokémon, it's pretty boring
IDK what aspects of pop culture Chris is into these days, but it's probably stuff I don't care about
What if "Chris Chan" never existed and all the eyewitness accounts really were part of some big trolling scheme?
(for such a scheme to work even MSM would have to be in on the scheme too - even back in the late 20th century)
Just means the kid on TV that won the sweepstakes came back as an adult that managed to outdo Jan Rankowski before Jan Rankowski even did Parkourdude91. And the whole world fell for the idea that an autistic transwoman did elder abuse.
What if Chris-Chan was isekai'd (basically sent from one world to another, usually by getting ran over. A genre in Japanese cartoons that's very cookie cutter in having little variation beyond overpowered protagonist and his harem having different hair colors) from our world to another like some generic JRPG fantasy world that ripped off DnD?
Would Chris create some more DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS when a slime draws near?
I hope that world can't locate us and send an invasion fleet, because they would assume we're all naïve and crazy like Chris
Chris created some DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. The stench hurt the slime for critical damage.
What if Chris managed to own all those dang dirty troll sites, from 4Chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica to Kiwi Farms and any of those damn dirty Reddit pages?
If that world is a typical isekai one, they'd be at an Iron Age level of tech (despite the usual low use of "magic"), according to SimEarth. It should take Nanotech Age tech to do manned interstellar travel (assuming such is possible), so one shouldn't have to worry about that. If a freak from this world were isekai'd they'd most likely be very much removed from this one.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't some people very early on in the trolling days actually think that this was the case at first? Borat was still recent back in 2007 and you had the likes of Betty Butterworth and a few others doing similar shit on early YouTube way back then.
Also, what if Chris was born in 2002 instead of 1982?
I considered asking that last question myself. The problem is I’m not sure how to answer it. Zoomer Chris could be totally different.
A big part of why Chris is the way he is is growing up with 80’s and 90’s kids media when everything had to have this obvious moral message, and an era where consumer culture didn’t look like it was always about to collapse on itself.
For one thing in the modern age of social media perhaps Chris’s eccentricities (and habit of revealing every detail of himself in an age when that Just Wasn’t Done) would stand out less. For every Chris there’s two dozen other NSFW furry artists on Twitter.
The fact that very few lolcow candidates have emerged in current times to replace him (or at least they’re not defined by their media habits in the same way) might indicate a change of tide. Can there be a zoomer Chris? Could our current society produce such an individual?
With how different the generations are, it would be likely that there'd be individuals on other sites that have their share of fuck ups and the like. Not on the same level as Chris but they'd have their own flavor of drama and the like that'd reveal unsavory aspects to them and TMI no one else would really need to know. A zoomer Chris would likely hit differently from old Chris, especially since sites like ED are from a different age and would likely be more called out on other sites while there's a political angle that may or may not be there like right wingers trying to jump in to try and get leftist painted as "lolcows" or anyone thinking there's a pipeline going from laughing at a lolcow to becoming a full-on fascist. Not to mention, even if Zoomer Chris had something people would be disgusted by like a shit fetish, it'd be nothing unique compared to other handfuls that end up being just as cringeworthy and leaving it on various sites like a subreddit.
I was going to say, it doesn't help that the word lolcow has become yet another meaningless insult used by terminally online idiots to "own the libs".
(Side note: I fucking hate this political divide the internet has caused.)
The internet was less serious business during the "Wild West days" and the '00s.
(and yeah I know that not everything was rosy before "Current Year" and not all is bad now)
Then right now he'd be 21, and maybe he'd know better than to "be pony" online?
He would have probably received medical treatment for his autism because his parents wouldn't be brain damaged lunatics born in the 1930s
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