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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    If the lolcow does get arrested for "returning suddenly" to "the temple" he spent most of The Life of Fail in, it would:

    1: surprise pretty much no one who watches The Tale of Fail

    2: result in endless continuances and possibly another long stay in the "Jail of Fail"
     
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  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    In an alternate timeline, this was how this shitshow ended.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    It also goes that way in a better timeline: he didn't incest Barb, and just dreamed he was sentenced to the "Jail of Fail" instead.

    But that timeline would still be a sucky timeline to him as he's still himself

    (also lol at that shirt)
     
  4. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Just gonna say, Bolton wearing a clown shirt somewhat similar to Chris.
     
  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What if Chris got hooked on John Madden Football and real time strategy PC games instead of whatever he liked to play?
    and what if he was a combo of a jock and redneck?
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    What if the lolcow went "euphoric" around 2010 and became a stereotypical fedora-wearing "neckbeard" atheist?
     
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He would be in the specal Ed class at the Xavier Institute.
     
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  9. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    He would probably fall in with the wrong crowd, do something really, really stupid and get arrested.
     
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  10. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Sadly, i think a lot of that stuff would have been destroyed in the fire back in 2010
     
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  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris would have been the perfect age to play Tecmo Bowl and then Madden. You know Chris almost never talks about sports and I wonder if Bob just didn't watch sports.
     
  12. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    What if Chris was born in Europe?
    *I know Europe is a continent. I just want to be very, very vague on which country it is.
     
  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    He could be best friends with Drachenlord
     
  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, Drachenlord is essentially the Chris chan of Germany
     
  15. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    What if every country has their own Chris Chan? Somewhat scary thought, I know.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    And if that isn't the case, it certainly doesn't make America look good if only America could make a "Chris Chan".
     
  17. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    What a delightful though, There's a whole world of chris chans just waiting to be weened.
     
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  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    a wrong of Chris chans? Is that the proper term for a group of them?
     
  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    A cluster fuck chris chans.
     
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  20. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    A Chris Clan.