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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Vegas Bunny

    Vegas Bunny Well-Known Member

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  2. WasteOfAGoodCake

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    If Chris is released to a group home, does he have to stay there?
    If not, what are the chances of him pulling a Daniel Larson and starting a National Sonichu Tour saga?
     
  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, group homes generally don't have as high security as psych wards and other places, but I really can't imagine Chris running away from the group home enough to go on an actual adventure before getting caught, I mean, despite the group home staffing shortage, it isn't like they won't noticed after like 10 to 15 minutes or so depending on the size of the home
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Where would he escape to? It's not going to take anyone long to find him if he runs away from a group home.
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Exactly, how good is Chris's sense of direction, plus, I mean, he is pretty recognizable. Most group homes allow you to wear your own clothes and Chris's fashion sense is very, very distinct, even post-tomgirl
     
  6. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    That might just be the saddest thing about Chris's life right now. Even if he could get out of the building and evade re-arrest, he still couldn't escape, because he has nothing left. If it weren't for the incest, this would all be extremely depressing.
     
  7. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I know, he burned so many bridges over the last two decades he literally has nobody, though honestly, even if he didn't burn bridges, the incest would have caused it eventually.
     
  8. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    At this point I’ve accepted that Chris is probably going to be behind bars until he dies, and that’s probably the best outcome for him considering what he’s done.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    If only there was a way we can get the original idea guys* to join him in prison.

    *we didn't forget about your extortion shit just to trick a mentally ill mother fucker into putting unfunny edgelord garbage into his comic, Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd.
     
  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    A part of me does want to see Chris get out of jail and find a way back online. It would probably be amusing to see how he reacts to nobody giving a shit about his "second coming" and nobody wanting to associate with him and give him money. Maybe it's a little ween-ish to think that any humor can still be extracted from Chris Chan, but a "post-jail" saga could be funny, provided that Chris doesn't go homeless and develop a drug problem or something.

    Obviously Chris getting out of jail in a timely manner would be a total miscarriage of justice. I'm just saying that if it did happen, we would at least get some entertaining content out of it.
     
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  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Seriously, if you're gonna fuck with the Sonichu comics, why not aim for something a little more creative than nazis and anime lore? It's not like you can come up with anything more edgy than what Chris put in the comic of his own free will. (See sonichu #8 and sonichu #10)
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I legit hope he's sent to a mental hospital or something
    if he ever gets out I wonder how he'll screw up again and get sent back to jail or the hospital
     
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  13. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Skelator is right. Remember when he was on the run and he became america's most wanted for all the hours he was buying toys to play while avoiding the police?
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I still think it would be funny if Chris escaped, went to McD's, and weens turned him in
    all joking aside, Chris is a very sick man
     
  15. WasteOfAGoodCake

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    The Maccy D's playpen hideout saga will have to wait.
    Another continuance.... :(
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    That reminded me of one of the funniest posts I've seen on this forum.
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    here's another post I made
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Reminds me of this story about some some morbidly obese lady got stuck in one of the tubes
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Something I thought of a while back (might've been inspired by a comment on Dillin Thomas' channel):
    What if Chris was rich?
    Like, let's say Bob left him millions in inheritance and there was no tugboat or Financhu Crisis.
    What would he do with that money?

    I thought he would buy a private island in the Caribbean, declare it CWCville and then get into some conflict with a country government over taxes. Because of how slow-in-the-mind he is he would be laughed out of court.
     
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  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, there is the Garfield Eats Guy who is basically Chris if he was from a rich Middle Eastern family.
     
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