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Birthday:: Aug 7, 1922 (Age: 103)

ShinyMetalAss

Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism, 103

REEEEE Nov 8, 2023

ShinyMetalAss was last seen:: Mar 9, 2024

1. ToroidalBoat
  "When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?"
  
  - Bender Bending Rodríguez
  
  Feb 10, 2024
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    Sup meatbag. Kiss my shiny metal assssss
    
    Feb 10, 2024
    
    ToroidalBoat likes this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    >implying a 3D sim kiwi is "meatbag"
    
    Feb 10, 2024
    
    ShinyMetalAss likes this.
2. ShinyMetalAss
  REEEEE
  
  Nov 8, 2023
3. ShinyMetalAss
  Doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed
  
  Sep 2, 2023
  1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
  2. Cyan
    I know where you live.
    
    Sep 2, 2023
    
    Ms. Mowz likes this.
  3. ShinyMetalAss
    OMG
    
    Sep 13, 2023
4. ShinyMetalAss
  *screaming and rambling* HUR DUR HUNT THE CHANDLER
  
  Aug 25, 2023
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5. ShinyMetalAss
  *insert funny retort here*
  
  May 26, 2023
  1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
6. ShinyMetalAss
  *insert witty comment here*
  
  May 26, 2023
  1. Ms. Mowz and ToroidalBoat like this.
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    Insert unfunny marvel reference here
    
    May 26, 2023
    
    Ms. Mowz and ToroidalBoat like this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    [insert "wat" here]
    
    May 27, 2023
    
    ShinyMetalAss and Ms. Mowz like this.
7. Glassmastershatpit
  What up
  
  May 26, 2023
  1. Ms. Mowz likes this.
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    hello!
    
    May 26, 2023
    
    Ms. Mowz likes this.
8. ShinyMetalAss
  Pay me 8 bucks or i'll get mad :(
  
  Apr 21, 2023
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  3. ShinyMetalAss
    give me exactly 8 us dollars in Ethereum now now now nownownownowNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
    Judgesaturn507 and ToroidalBoat like this.
  4. ToroidalBoat
    nah :cool:
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
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  5. ShinyMetalAss
    REEEEEEE REPORTED! JANITORS CLEAN THIS UP REEEEEEE
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
    ToroidalBoat and Judgesaturn507 like this.
9. ShinyMetalAss
  MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
  
  Dec 19, 2022
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  2. ToroidalBoat
    it was off?
    
    Dec 19, 2022
10. ToroidalBoat
  I just noticed we both joined this site on the same day.
  
  Dec 14, 2022
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11. ShinyMetalAss
  I am a little oldfag short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my crippling depression.
  
  Sep 23, 2022
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  2. Cyan
    Gonna drop a bath bomb in your teapot to help you feel better.
    
    Sep 24, 2022
    
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12. ShinyMetalAss
  Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
  
  Sep 23, 2022
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  2. One Too Many
    Bdbddbddbdbdbddbdbdsbsadbbddsf1/~*
    asdfjalsbgkljasdf
    dfj;lakfjadklfjalf
    ....
    Bababababababababababa
    Oom Mow Mow baba
    Oom Mow Mow
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
    ShinyMetalAss and ToroidalBoat like this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    birb is worb
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
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  4. Judgesaturn507
    I sure have heard
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
    ToroidalBoat likes this.
13. Anya
  Good job, AssMan!
  
  Jul 24, 2022
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    thanks i guess
    
    Jul 24, 2022
    
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14. ShinyMetalAss
  I'm walking here! *waves arms in the air like a lunatic*
  
  Jul 19, 2022
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15. Cyan
  Happy Birthday!
  
  May 23, 2022
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  3. ShinyMetalAss
    Real robots celebrate their birthdays every single day of the year.
    
    May 26, 2022
    
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  4. ToroidalBoat
    "It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes... which happened to take the form of a drinking contest."
    
    May 26, 2022
  5. ShinyMetalAss
    Robamadan!!!
    
    May 26, 2022
    
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16. ShinyMetalAss
  Ok Boomer
  
  May 21, 2022
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17. ToroidalBoat
  congrats on the name change
  
  May 21, 2022
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    Gracias
    
    May 21, 2022
    
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18. Anya
  Happy birthday!
  
  Jul 1, 2018
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19. king koi
  Quit bullying me.
  
  May 26, 2018
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    no fuk u
    
    May 27, 2018
  3. king koi
    If you insist
    
    May 27, 2018
20. Anya
  H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! !
  
  May 12, 2018
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