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Last Activity:: May 27, 2023 at 11:51 AM

Joined:: Jan 21, 2017

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Birthday:: Aug 7, 1922 (Age: 100)

ShinyMetalAss

Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism, 100

ShinyMetalAss was last seen:: May 27, 2023 at 11:51 AM

1. ShinyMetalAss
  *insert witty comment here*
  
  May 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    Insert unfunny marvel reference here
    
    May 26, 2023 at 8:14 PM
    
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    [insert "wat" here]
    
    May 27, 2023 at 5:33 AM
2. Glassmastershatpit
  What up
  
  May 26, 2023 at 4:52 PM
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    hello!
    
    May 26, 2023 at 8:10 PM
3. ShinyMetalAss
  Pay me 8 bucks or i'll get mad :(
  
  Apr 21, 2023
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  3. ShinyMetalAss
    give me exactly 8 us dollars in Ethereum now now now nownownownowNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
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  4. ToroidalBoat
    nah :cool:
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
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  5. ShinyMetalAss
    REEEEEEE REPORTED! JANITORS CLEAN THIS UP REEEEEEE
    
    Apr 25, 2023
    
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4. ShinyMetalAss
  MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
  
  Dec 19, 2022
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  2. ToroidalBoat
    it was off?
    
    Dec 19, 2022
5. ToroidalBoat
  I just noticed we both joined this site on the same day.
  
  Dec 14, 2022
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6. ShinyMetalAss
  I am a little oldfag short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my crippling depression.
  
  Sep 23, 2022
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  2. Cyan
    Gonna drop a bath bomb in your teapot to help you feel better.
    
    Sep 24, 2022
    
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7. ShinyMetalAss
  Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
  
  Sep 23, 2022
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  2. One Too Many
    Bdbddbddbdbdbddbdbdsbsadbbddsf1/~*
    asdfjalsbgkljasdf
    dfj;lakfjadklfjalf
    ....
    Bababababababababababa
    Oom Mow Mow baba
    Oom Mow Mow
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    birb is worb
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
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  4. Judgesaturn507
    I sure have heard
    
    Sep 23, 2022
    
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8. Anya
  Good job, AssMan!
  
  Jul 24, 2022
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    thanks i guess
    
    Jul 24, 2022
    
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9. ShinyMetalAss
  I'm walking here! *waves arms in the air like a lunatic*
  
  Jul 19, 2022
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10. Cyan
  Happy Birthday!
  
  May 23, 2022
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  3. ShinyMetalAss
    Real robots celebrate their birthdays every single day of the year.
    
    May 26, 2022
    
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  4. ToroidalBoat
    "It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes... which happened to take the form of a drinking contest."
    
    May 26, 2022
  5. ShinyMetalAss
    Robamadan!!!
    
    May 26, 2022
    
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11. ShinyMetalAss
  Ok Boomer
  
  May 21, 2022
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12. ToroidalBoat
  congrats on the name change
  
  May 21, 2022
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    Gracias
    
    May 21, 2022
    
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13. Anya
  Happy birthday!
  
  Jul 1, 2018
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14. king koi
  Quit bullying me.
  
  May 26, 2018
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    no fuk u
    
    May 27, 2018
  3. king koi
    If you insist
    
    May 27, 2018
15. Anya
  H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! !
  
  May 12, 2018
16. Anya
  Happy birthday!
  
  May 11, 2018
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17. ToroidalBoat
  What's with everyone wishing you a happy birthday?
  
  May 11, 2018
  2. king koi
    you jealous?
    
    May 12, 2018
    
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  3. ToroidalBoat
    nah
    
    May 14, 2018
18. Anya
  Happy birthday! You’re old!
  
  May 7, 2018
19. Anya
  Happy Birthday!
  
  Apr 28, 2018
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  2. ShinyMetalAss
    GOD DAMN IT
    
    Apr 28, 2018
20. Anya
  I see you.
  
  Apr 27, 2018
  2. ShinyMetalAss
    thats spooky
    
    Apr 27, 2018
  3. Deleted User 0007
    Welcome back
    
    Apr 27, 2018
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