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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Like a stopped clock, Chris is totally right that online socialization is a bust. I forgot about that video.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    What if the courts made a ruling of damnatio memoriae on "the Sonichu guy"?
     
  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    In Twin Peaks, the weird shut-in lolcow guy is hot and he has a cool apartment with lots of nice plants.
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Chris doesn't like pickles, but what about Pickleball?
     
  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris was an X-Man?
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Nobody answered my question what if Chris played Pickleball
     
  7. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Chris's superpower would be the ability to simultaneously ruin his future prospects and relationships while not actually doing anything of note. Oops, I mean psychic powers.

    The fuck is Pickleball?
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I just pictured a sphere with the "texture map" of a pickle.

    (in other words a spherical pickle)
     
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  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  10. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I still love the whole pickle meme with Chris, especially when there are much more phallic foods out there.

    I am disappointed that Pickleball has nothing to do with pickles... :crash:
     
  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris would just come up with a crazy new name for pickleball.
     
  12. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    This is purely hypothetical, because Chris will only play sports as a last resort. (gym class, prison rec area)
     
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  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    apparently he likes basketball, and he took tennis for his PE class in college
    he might like pickleball because it's like tennis for kids or older people
     
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  14. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, he was the water boy on the basketball team and was in a photo with the actual players. He didn't actually play basketball
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Same as if Chris played any other game - he’d claim non-existent rules to get out of a prickly-wickly situation with his opponent.

    (Side note, I’ve said this before, but I love the joke the CWCki makes where it says you shouldn’t drink anything handed to you by Chris)
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I wouldn't want Chris to be my water boy
     
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    What if there never was an Ian Brandon Anderson?

    Like what if he was all a big fat obese ruse? o_O

    :thinking:
     
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  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I wonder if there is an Ian Brandon Anderson in real life not related to Chris somewhere out there in the world. I wonder what his reaction would be googling his name and finding Chris.
     
  19. Vegas Bunny

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    I think it wouldn't be worse than what poor Mrs Mary Lee Walsh had to deal with.
     
  20. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I don't think there are many people who use their middle name when introducing/searching for themselves, so I doubt they'd know.