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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. SIGSEGV

    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    What if Chris's birth name had been Neville?
     
    SIGSEGV, Oct 11, 2022
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  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    What if Chris was right about the merge?
     
    Cyan, Oct 11, 2022
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  3. SIGSEGV

    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    He was right.
     
    SIGSEGV, Oct 11, 2022
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  4. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    He'd die of ennui, maybe?
     
    PsychoNerd, Oct 11, 2022
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  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I’m glad someone else sees it.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 11, 2022
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  6. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I'd expect someone to tell Chris to shove that shiv up the ass in an attempt to emulate BlueSpike.
     
    c-no, Oct 11, 2022
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  7. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Henry Bemis, Oct 11, 2022
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  8. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Y'know, it's stuff like this that makes me love how the Chris community is inexplicably friendly fandoms with the Homestar Runner fanbase.
     
    PsychoNerd, Oct 11, 2022
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  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Not really 'inexplicable' or surprising considering they're both seen as relics of the 2000's internet.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 11, 2022
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I imagine that if Chris were in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, he'd be an obese, physically weak, "Honor Roll" Chaos Cultist of Chaos Undivided - with a god complex.

    IRL, he did already make up the "Chaotic Combo" for those "exceptional" comics.

    (he'd be too egotistical to serve any of the dark gods)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 13, 2022
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  11. SIGSEGV

    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    What if Chris and the Hedgehog Boys did a cover of Doin' Your Mom?
     
    SIGSEGV, Oct 13, 2022
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  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys collaborated with Kanye West's Sunday Service Choir?
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 13, 2022
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  13. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    What if Chris got an actual job during the Financhu Crisis and somehow kept it? Would he still have time for the idea guys to manipulate him? Would he still commit incest? Would he change for the better or would he still find a way to fuck it all up?
     
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    John_doe26, Oct 16, 2022
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  14. SIGSEGV

    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    Your premise isn't even remotely plausible
     
    SIGSEGV, Oct 16, 2022
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    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    So is everything else in this thread.
     
    John_doe26, Oct 16, 2022
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Assuming Chris was somehow hired he would probably mess it up after only a short amount of time. I bet his ego and attitude towards coworkers and customers is what would bring him down.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 16, 2022
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And weens weening the place wouldn't exactly help either - "Honor Roll" would inevitably tell where he worked.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 16, 2022
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Maybe that would be good for business.
     
    Skeletor, Oct 20, 2022
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Not if they don't actually buy anything and just show up to yell JULAAAAAAAY in Chris's face.
     
    Judgesaturn507, Oct 20, 2022
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    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    It'd be really funny if Chris pepper sprayed the first retard who did that, and I unironically hope that he'd get off scott free for it.
     
    SIGSEGV, Oct 20, 2022
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