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Sonichu The CWC Psychlight (another self-insert character)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sonichu, Aug 31, 2018.

  1. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    A DC super hero: Autistic, born a “Christopher”, renamed “Christian”, turned out to be trans and renamed “Christine”.

    Interestingly, this mary sue doesn't have Chris' trademark heterochromia but has devoted her entire life to writing hundreds of graphic novels about an obese manchild from another dimension (when she's not fighting crime with the Justice League of course).

    Fun fact, 10,000 tons is equal to roughly 1,923,077 cases of Minute Maid Lemonade or 1 doghouse
     
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  2. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    She writes about Chris' life? That's rather sad.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    For a second, I actually thought the thread title said "The CWC Fleshlight".
    Is this another one of Joshua Wise's retarded edgelord "ideas" as part of his extortion ploy, or has he finally been caught by the authorities?
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Does she(?) have reverse autism?
     
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    So is this Chris trying to make Null into a magical girl?
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I would talk shit, but Chris's art style seems to have improved a little. I mean, this feminized drawing of Chris doesn't look quite as identical to the other women he as drawn.

    I mean, he's still a shit artist, but not as shitty perhaps?
     
  8. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    So she's the one behind not only ED, but the CWCki? :story:

    Anyway, the art isn't too bad here (by Chris standards), and colour palettes are one thing Chris has been pretty good at getting down. I find it ironic as hell that he gave this new self insert BLARMS.
     
  9. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    If I were a betting man, I'd wage tree fiddy Chris traced the torso/legs/feet from something else and just took his sweet time about it. Notice how that body looks kind of proportional if cartoonish in its exaggerated hourglass shape and the boots are a design Chris would never come up with on his own, but the arms are tube socks bending in random ways like pipe cleaners and the head is the classic Chris potato shape.

    Still, that constitutes an improvement. That's the standard we're dealing with here folks.

    I am baffled whether the right arm is an attempt at foreshortening or the left arm is six feet long, and fascinated that no matter what else happens CWC just keeps descending into self delusion. I mean at this point I can't even laugh any more. Also, note the Sonichu inspired color palette, electricity powers, and deus ex machina of practically unlimited telepathy/telekinesis. Same character over and over again. I know I'm stating the obvious but his fixation on certain motifs has a bile fascination for me.
     
  10. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if thats supposed to be a Yu-Gi-Oh monster or a Sailor Moon villain. And she writes obsessively about Chris? Is this a version of Cogsdev?
     
  11. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    How does he do that dead fish stare every damn time? I'd have thought he'd get it right just once by accident.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    How many self-inserts of CWC does this make now?
     
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  13. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Aren't all Sonichu "hero" characters self-inserts of CWC?
     
  14. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    They all seem to be different versions of the same person.
     
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    Cwcville has a weirdly large amount of blue haired hedgehog autistic transgender lesbians.
     
  16. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    So when is Chris going to be diagnosed with DID?
     
  17. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Looks like Chris drew an OC for the now-defunct Cwckipedia.

    If he drew one for the Cwcki, it'd probably be asleep in a diaper, with the amount of time it spends shitting itself and crashing into slumber.
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Why Delaware?
     
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  19. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Tax reasons.
     
  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    “Hi. I’m in Delaware” Wayne’s World
     
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