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Dimensional Merge Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Dec 24, 2024.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Will April Fools jokes become real?
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    This dimensional merge day I'm committing isekai to go steal one of Chris's fictional husbands for myself. Then I'm going to go commit crimes in Japan.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    The first thing Shadow will do when he enters the merge.
    (Shadow loves latinas.)
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Shadow also loves going to Aldi’s just like it sounds like it says on his theme song.

    I bet there will be many different cartoon characters shopping at Aldi’s
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    poor Truck-kun :confused:
     
  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    When the dimensional merge happens, Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson is going to get a character assassination-related class action lawsuit from every Zelda character, every Sonic character, and DingDong's Oneyplays avatar.
    (@PsychoNerd and @Ore Rosechu will know what I'm talking about.)
     
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  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Hey @RetardBus, I just realized something: If Billy Mcfarland somehow managed to make his Fyre Festival 2 scam in the Caribbean a reality in the Dimensional Merge, he might just get a visit from these fine folks.
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  8. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    These fine folk would make it all an improvement in robbing Billy.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Billy would be killed and taken away by Davy Jones, and then posthumously get 15 lawsuits for fraud concluding with a life sentence.
     
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  10. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I'd post mine but it looks too closer to my actual fursona for that to be a good idea
     
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  11. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I'm a bit late in answering, but I believe that Nibiru will involve an evil German parrot with an army of nazi-bots and crystal sarcophagus housing an interdimensional evil entity. It's true, Scooby Doo told me!
     
  12. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Do I wanna know?
     
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  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Wouldn't all jokes become real if "da merge" happened, since much of them are fiction?

    There'd be mamy chickens crossing roads, light bulbs changed (or not), and various beings walking into bars...
     
  15. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    and blonde people losing brain cells?
     
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  16. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    If working retail and sitting through "It didn't scan it must be free!" A million times a day taught me anything.

    Horses would get "Why the long face?" Every fucking time from 50 jagoffs who all think they're the first person to do this bit.
     
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  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    @Ore Rosechu, do you think Nabbit will be a good boy / gremlin when he enters the merge?
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "COME! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!"​

    - Space Marine upon encountering the "Chaotic Combo" if "da merge" happened

    (Dawn of War 2 quote)