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Dimensional Merge Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, Dec 24, 2024.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Realistically, if those fictional characters were to enter into reality with "normie" values.

    (And "coomer" and "gooner" seem like new trend. There was porno before, but trend seems new.)

     
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  2. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    No, in all seriousness it probably won't for a while. This quiet period has probably been one of the better times of Chris's life and he'd be an idiot to ruin it now.
     
  3. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Because the reason we're all gathered here is because Chris is known for making rational decisions that keep his life peaceful....

    Did you forget who you're talking about?

    Nyway, he's just being a speedrunner and predictably sucking at games that were easy even for me at my dumbest.
     
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  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I think I may have figured out the one "waifu" that would be more than happy to meet the incels once the dimensional merge happens.
    The Ring.jpg
     
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  5. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    There are also Warhammer's Daemons of Slaanesh, who would love nothing more than to rip their skins off and make furniture out of it have sex with them.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Didn't that lolcow derp that any fiction that is disliked gives him the "Prickly-Wicklies" wouldn't be in "da merge" -- only fiction that gives him the "Fuzzy-Wuzzies" could then become real?

    Either way, those "Idea Guys" really messed him up (even more than he already was).
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    I propose that, once the merge happens, we should round up all of the shitty creepypasta characters (such as Jeff the Killer and especially Sonic.exe), and then toss them down into Zodick the Hellhog's pit of Hell.
     
  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    While I have Vtubers on my mind, when the merge happens, will they become their personas IRL?
     
  9. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    *cracks her knuckles*

    You know they're just going to kill him, I mean, all of them Vs. him? Zodick's not exactly the Fastest Thing Alive, I mean he can't even go Super Zodick because he only has Seven Rings In Hand. So maybe we should try to embrace the shittycreepypastas, ya know, Open Your Heart? Surely they can be forgiven, Live And Learn ya know? And just find a new way in our Wonder World as we fly Free on this Green Light Ride full of Endless Possibilities. Who's with me huh?

    Maybe we should just throw them down there, maybe they'll become rehabilitated and one day climb out of the pit as they Reach For The Stars.

    Okay that was ever "Sonic The Hedgehog" Theme Song joke I could come up with.


    Literally everyone with a fursona can only dream.
     
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  10. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Meanwhile, I'm just waiting for the epic lolsuit showdown between Ken Penders the Echidna and Tim Langdell the Edgehog.
     
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  11. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Tim who?

    Also, I've seen so many edits of Knuckles in Archie Sonic saying shit that would make a lot of sense if he said it to Ken Penders.
    such as
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_Games
    Tim Langdell is a blatant trademark troll that thinks he owns the word edge, and has sued pretty much everyone that has decided to use said word in the titles of their games/comics/magazines/etc. He eventually made the fatal mistake of taking EA to court (over Mirror's Edge), and it ended up being one of the few cases where people were rooting for EA to win (which they did).
     
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  13. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    Ah him, knew him, just not his name.

    He's part of the reason why Soul Edge changed its name to Soul Calibur
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

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    VTubers shows just how flawed and delirious the idea of fiction becoming real is: they're real people who use animu avatars and may play a fictional persona. If "da merge" happened, how would that even work? And what about live action movies? Would fictional movie characters becoming real become clones of the actors who play them? Also what if a film character has multiple actors?

    "Chris Chan" really didn't think it through, but if he did, he wouldn't be "Chris Chan" then.
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Exactly, there are so many grey areas like that in fiction that it makes no sense. Especially if real people are behind those characters.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Like Mr. Rogers, who is both a real person and a fictional character played by the real person?
     
  17. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I'm ashamed to know enough about Chris-Chan's theology to answer this question, but yeah, sorta. C-197 doesn't consist of every fictional universe ever concieved, just the ones that Chris says exist in the cannon universe of Sonichu.

    Chris's imagination is so shriveled that even the Dimensional Merge is grander and more spectacular in your head than it would be in reality.

    A shame that Chris never attracted any real followers. It would have been interesting to see another one of those hyper niche fandom religions you see sprout up from particularly dedicated fans every once in a while, especially given how appealing the Dimensional Merge is, either for people like us to shitpost about or for bored, lonely nerds to fantasize about.

    Imagine if "Neo-Spiritual Christianity" (Chris's term for their made-up belief system) actually had anyone at all willing to defend it, like some sort of autistic, cartoon obsessed Thomas Aquinas.

    I mean, Chris isn't that much fun to talk about anymore, they could've at least passed the buck to someone else.
     
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  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    You mean like the Final Fantasy House?
     
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  19. ToroidalBoat

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    I think "nerds" fantasizing about fiction going real is usually with only one fiction -- such as "what if Star Wars became real" -- and not all fictions. Of course, I do not know of anyone wanting WH40K going real though.
     
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  20. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    An April Fools joke on a furry porn site has caused a spike in OCs that will enter the merge.
    (This is what mine looks like.)
     
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