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Chris Chan did not escape from prison.

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Aug 29, 2022.

  1. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    I just think people forget that Chris has a life outside of being the striped-shirted village idiot of the Internet. The idea of anything mundane occuring, like going through the tedious process of being in jail, isn't nearly as interesting as him calling Kacey's dad or admitting to a literal psychopath that he fucked his mom, so something as groundbreaking like him breaking out of jail would inevitably catch some traction. That or people perpetuate the meme because it involves Chris.
     
  2. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    Chris escaped via astral projection. His shell of a body is still in that bathroom stall.
     
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I bet he left Sonichu in his body. Poor Sonichu, being stuck in an obese manchild's body and unable to ZAP TO THE EXTREME.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I forgot about that "body swap" thing.

    If it really happened, "Sonichu" would've had to spend around a year "being stuck in an obese manchild's body and unable to ZAP TO THE EXTREME". And separated from "Rosechu" and his wat kids for the entire time as well.
     
  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Honestly Sonichu needed a break from his insurable children and naggy wife.
     
  6. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    deeply disturbed by the news that chris' "escape" was taken seriously enough that we have to have Snopes do a factcheck on it here.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Member 72, The Scrunkly, Kong and 2 others like this.
  9. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Broke: Blocking the pool in habbo hotel with a swastika made of black avatars
    Woke: Willing Bronies into existence
    Bespoke: Orange man good
     
  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Seriously I can't believe people who knew better thought it was legit.
     
  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    When I first heard the rumors, I rejected them, since if Chris were clever enough to escape custody for any extended period of time, he wouldn't be in jail for incest in the first place. It's wishful thinking. Either that or people just weren't all that familiar with Chris.
     
  12. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    I can't believe this has to be pointed out as if Chris is smart enough to even escape from prison.
     
  13. The Ref

    The Ref Maintaining the order of the game

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    Escaping or not, these memes are hilarious.
     
  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    The Chris escaping from jail rumor was pretty funny, especially with people believing it.
    The more likely scenario would be the guards getting sick of his crap and just holding the door open for him to walk out.
     
  15. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    is fucking your demented mom even illegal in the south
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I imagine he's tried to use "psychic powers" to get himself out of the Jail of Fail one way or another.

    Didn't he get in trouble for drawing a portal on a wall?
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Incest is actually illegal in Alabama and all other southern states. You know where it isn’t illegal?

    New Jersey.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    New Jersey is made fun of in fiction.

    Maybe I'm starting to see why... :confused:
     
  19. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    New Jersey is made fun of in reality too ...

    There's a reason it's called the armpit of America.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    So if Chris was a New Jersey lolcow, he may not have been in the Jail of Fail now...

    Also the Life of Fail couldn't do as much possible damage to the state's reputation.