Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Aug 29, 2022.
That's where "Kengle" lives, BTW.
i completely forgot to post this when I wrote this but better later than never
I used to live in New Jersey, that was a cold and shitty time.
Never mind, guys. Chris really did escape from jail. And here's my evidence to prove it.
I await the "Chris Sighting" saga
"Jail of Fail" Chris becomes a ghost like "Christopher"?
More like christopher the not so friendly ghost.
Maybe Sarah Hammer was on to something.
Chris Chan The Egotistical Ghost
Chris Chan, The Honor Roll Ghost
You forgot the obvious "Chris chan the Autistic Ghost"
Chris isn't just autistic, he's severely autistic.
If that was the only major issue with him, he likely wouldn't be in the Jail of Fail though.
I love how the CWCki says (or, I guess, said) that Sarah Hammer was much more of a bully than a friend and that the only reason he didn’t think of her that way is because she’s a girl. If it had been a boy he’d still be salty about it now.
With Chris’s worshipful, ‘sweet and innocent’ view of women in mind it really is poetic how Chris’s final and most dangerous troll turned out to be female.
I actually have my theories that there are too many coincidences and foreshadowing moments for Chris’s story to be completely ‘organic’ and not manufactured by script-writers.
I mean when people spend their whole lives obsessing over the same shit and allowing it to consume their life, then patterns and themes are going to start to emerge. It's like the Chandlers' unsafe levels of hoarding leading to their house burning down.
Which leads me to wonder: do our lives work the same way? It’s hard to know because we aren’t as documented as Chris.
Probably, but the thing is most of us probably don't reveal a lot of information (and I mean, A LOT) about ourselves on the Internet to the point we are documented to every single minor detail possible.
"Incels" may call that "extremely bluepilled" (after the blue pill in "The Matrix").
Makes sense. Incels can't get laid and project their frustrations on women, but Chris projected his frustrations on men instead.
However, the Love Quest isn't the only reason Chris hated men - it seems to go back further into his childhood. I don't think we really know why for certain.
I guess it could've been that girls mocking Chris was more subtle and so undetectable to Chris because "high functioning autism" - or girls were normally repulsed by and didn't want to deal with him. Meanwhile guys could've been more obvious and blunt about mocking Chris. That combined with "Uncle TV" influence could've led "Honor Roll" to "learn" that gals are "made of sugar, spice, and everything nice", while guys are "JERKS".
(Chris could've been mocked in the first place because of social awkwardness combined with his bloated ego.)
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