Chris Chan did not escape from prison.

I just think people forget that Chris has a life outside of being the striped-shirted village idiot of the Internet. The idea of anything mundane occuring, like going through the tedious process of being in jail, isn't nearly as interesting as him calling Kacey's dad or admitting to a literal psychopath that he fucked his mom, so something as groundbreaking like him breaking out of jail would inevitably catch some traction. That or people perpetuate the meme because it involves Chris.

 

Chris escaped via astral projection. His shell of a body is still in that bathroom stall.

 

I bet he left Sonichu in his body. Poor Sonichu, being stuck in an obese manchild's body and unable to ZAP TO THE EXTREME.

 

I forgot about that "body swap" thing.

If it really happened, "Sonichu" would've had to spend around a year "being stuck in an obese manchild's body and unable to ZAP TO THE EXTREME". And separated from "Rosechu" and his wat kids for the entire time as well.

 

Honestly Sonichu needed a break from his insurable children and naggy wife.

 

deeply disturbed by the news that chris' "escape" was taken seriously enough that we have to have Snopes do a factcheck on it here.

 

Chris Chan Did Not Escape From Jail, Despite Viral Rumors (The Daily Dot)

Chris-Chan Prison Escape | Know Your Meme

it is now news in the mainstream and a notable meme

 

Know Your Meme thinks kinks and (manufactured) controversy is the same thing as memes, so take anything from that site with a MASSIVE grain of salt.

 

Broke: Blocking the pool in habbo hotel with a swastika made of black avatars
Woke: Willing Bronies into existence
Bespoke: Orange man good

 

Seriously I can't believe people who knew better thought it was legit.

 

When I first heard the rumors, I rejected them, since if Chris were clever enough to escape custody for any extended period of time, he wouldn't be in jail for incest in the first place. It's wishful thinking. Either that or people just weren't all that familiar with Chris.

 

I can't believe this has to be pointed out as if Chris is smart enough to even escape from prison.

 

Escaping or not, these memes are hilarious.

 

The Chris escaping from jail rumor was pretty funny, especially with people believing it.
The more likely scenario would be the guards getting sick of his crap and just holding the door open for him to walk out.

 

is fucking your demented mom even illegal in the south

 

I imagine he's tried to use "psychic powers" to get himself out of the Jail of Fail one way or another.

Didn't he get in trouble for drawing a portal on a wall?

 

Incest is actually illegal in Alabama and all other southern states. You know where it isn’t illegal?

New Jersey.

 

New Jersey is made fun of in fiction.

Maybe I'm starting to see why...

 

New Jersey is made fun of in reality too ...

There's a reason it's called the armpit of America.

 

So if Chris was a New Jersey lolcow, he may not have been in the Jail of Fail now...

Also the Life of Fail couldn't do as much possible damage to the state's reputation.