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Megan would refuse to go with him, he'd have an extra PSP, and he'd REE.

 

lulz would be had
his parents forbid him to go on the trip
Megan tells Chris to please stop touching her, and that she doesn't want to date him for the thousandth time
Chris is still a virgin with rage and on thin ice with Megan
Chris has to whine about something other than Adam Stackhouse and his sister cheating

 

In addition to all of the above, Chris goes on the trip alone anyways. He gets arrested multiple times for his usual classic era antics in Seattle such as loitering and disturbing the peace, and making female customers at various public businesses uncomfortable.

Chris spends the time he isn't doing that on the trip fucking around on the internet, further embarrassing himself, feeding the trolls, and whining about how he had to go on the trip alone and is stuck as a virgin with rage. Chris probably records some new videos in his hotel room or condo.

 

I don't think he'd win that trip anyway, as that "exceptional" entry broke the contest rules.

(that video where the caption "BIRTHDAY BOY" inexplicably pops up)

 

That's pretty much what I figured.... God, I'm remembering when Chris told Sony he wanted the trip because (among other things obviously) he wanted to visit the NINTENDO headquarters.... Yes, I too love to randomly tell Disney World how excited I am about going to Universal Studios (To be fair they have Marvel content based on the comics which trumps.. er.. pmurts the MCU anyday)

 

if the dimensional merge happened what would be the first thing you guys did

 

Join the side of the supreme alien overlord Xenu, of course.

 

wake up from that nightmare?

 

I guess visit CWCville and chill out in a soup hotel

 

Ask what I was merged with.

 

Probably see if I am not hallucinating and try to remember if I took my meds

 

I'd enjoy being my fursona, I'd say more but if I start narrowing down specifics about that you'd figure out who I am.

God you can tell it's "Current Year", no one in their right mind would admit to being a furry on a forum such as this back in 2008. Long way past the "FURRIES ARE CRINGE AND HORRIBLE AND EVIL111!11" days of Something Awful

 

What if "Chris Chan" was somehow "given the birth" by Borb without severe "high-functioning" autism?

Could he still have turned out as a lolcow even then if he were "NT", because of coddling parenting?

 

He would probably just be a regular nerd.

 

I guess he would have gotten a community college degree in two years like normal people and then get a basic job
he might still be a brony and incel
he may have posted a web comic and YouTube videos, and may have been ridiculed, but maybe he wouldn't have been a lolcow (optimistically)
he'd be a normal religious or secular person and not claim to be the new Jesus and a CPU goddess
maybe he'd be into technology and world events like Bob taught him, and even kept collecting stamps

 

What if Chris Chan was a stand user?

 

His stand would be DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. With the combined powers of excessive amounts of axe body spray, incontinence, and taking a shower less than 5 times a month, Chris would make himself smell so bad, the enemy gets violently ill and is no longer capable of fighting him. CWC can subdue entire rooms of trolls ready to brawl with this stand.

 

I was thinking the stand being SO NEED A CUTE GIRL. With the attraction sign on top of the axe body spray and lack of proper hygiene, Chris fails to get a girlfriend back in that era of old while attracting unwanted attention from authorities and getting attacked by the police.

 

His Stand would be named after the most homo-erotic song you've ever heard (Okay maybe not Johnny McGovern levels of gay) and look the part. He would still insist he is straight and manly... up until becoming Transgender Black Face... However this will result in the Act 2 version of his Stand