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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    At the very least, I could finally laugh at Europeans having their own variants of Chris-Chan and knowing that despite how they could say how Americans are shit, the likes of say Germans aren't any better. Of course that sort of showed itself when one looks at all the weening behaviors of Drachenlords trolls despite Drachenlord himself being a compelete shitbag of human being according to a redditor that actually notes how Drachenlord is shit even if all we Americans got is their word.

    It's a Murder of CWCs.
     
  2. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    More like an incest of CWCs
     
  3. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    A Conspiracy of Chris Chans
     
  4. Piss Man

    Piss Man Fighter of The Kiss Man

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    A mall of CWCs?
     
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  5. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    A soup hotel of CWCs.
     
  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if Chris's farts made him fly?
     
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  7. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Chris could reach the cosmos!

    What if Chris ended up in Equestria? (Besides the question itself making me a homo as I can remember that back on the early days of the Farms as a response)
     
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  8. gorenuts_freeballs

    gorenuts_freeballs Im the Pvt. Pyle of getting bitches

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    he would kick all the nazis out
     
  9. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    What if chris put himself in the contraption.
     
  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris was into Taylor Swift?
     
  11. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    A cursed thought that hopefully never becomes a reality.

    But I feel some Sonichu would be based off her or she would've appeared in the comics ( if not her songs ).
     
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  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    You know what, I hope this happens. May Chris ruin being a Swiftie for everyone else.
     
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  13. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    God, could you just imagine him "singing" (more like yelling) his own versions of her songs?
     
  14. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It would improve them.
     
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  15. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    I for one long to see his rendition of Taylorchu

    Guest staring alongside the electric hedgehog girls with Christine 'pristine' Chandler and his pet sonichu... Sonichu.

    :cwl::100::ok:
     
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  16. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    I mean German already had it's version of Chris 80 years ago. He was quite prolific.


    Ya know...


    Hitler.
     
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  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I thought German Chris was Drachenlord?
     
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  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Yeah, Drachenlord would be Chris for Germany. One would have to argue that with Hitler, that scumbag at least had some sort of success in life before failure came for him. I also can't believe I had to type that out. Then again, Hitler was also rejected from art school and seeing what he drew, I can already imagine racist and trad spergs unironically using Hitler's art to hype up the old days while using Chris' drawings to say how current day Western country they bitch about has failed.
     
  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if a Saudi prince became a ween and bought Chris all kinds of stuff?
     
  20. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris receiving luxury cars and properties in Luxemburg just so some 30th in line can make a Julay joke in Arabic is something i never knew i wanted, but i now so desperately want it to happen.
     
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