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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    His ego would lead him into following the dark gods, his lack of wanting to do any real work along with his lack of motivation to really move would eventually end with chris making a pact with Nurgle.

    And I use the word "pact" loosely.
     
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  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What would Chris do if he was transported to the land of Skyrim?
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    "Honor Roll" likely wouldn't live that long there.
     
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  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    What if the devil challenged Chris to a Parappa The Rapper contest?
     
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  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What would Chris win if he defeated the devil?
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I imagine if this happened back in the '00s, he'd want a certain girl he met at Snyder's store and who was nice to him to be compelled to be assigned to the "Lovely Weather" position.
     
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  7. SIGSEGV

    SIGSEGV Anime catgirl (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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    Todd can't keep getting away with it.
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I imagine it would go down something like this.
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    If CWC somehow became an Infested Terran (Zerg'd Homo Sapiens), what would be more bizarre is that he'd sound uncharacteristically selfless, talking about serving the hive.
     
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  10. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If Chis was in the Starcraft Universe he'd be the first guy set in the Zerg rush, in fact he'd probably be sent over to the enemy base alone.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    ever hear the story of Uriah the Hittite from the Bible?
    it would be like that

    King David banged Uriah's wife and got her pregnant, some other stuff happened, and David wanted to kill Uriah
    Uriah was a very brave warrior, so he was sent to the most dangerous battle, the rest of the soldiers were ordered to retreat, and Uriah was killed
    David married Uriah's widow
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Reminds me of how Terran civilians go "Hey, how'd I get here?" in Brood War.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    What if Chris married Kim Kardashian?
     
  14. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    At least one section of her house would look like a trash heap instead of a padded cell.
     
  15. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    What if Chris's parents was Janke's parents instead of Borb?
     
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  16. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    The glowies would've gotten him out of every sticky situation.
     
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  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    So you are saying they would also be huge enablers? Would they still be adamant on mainstreaming him?
     
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  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Whatever happened to Janke, did she graduate or what?
     
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  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    She was suspended for two years, which as far as I can tell will end in November of this year. After that I'm not sure.
     
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  20. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I like to listen to music while reading Cwcki articles, and I just have to ask: why does the Twin Peaks theme fit so well with Chris Chan's life?

    What if Classic Chris accidentally entered the Black Lodge shortly after uploading this video, and has been stuck there since, with an evil(er) doppelganger being the Chris Chan we've been seeing ever since?
     
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