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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I miss the old Chris.
    The virgin soul Chris.
    The love quest-dreaming Chris.
    ‘Zap to the extreme’-ing Chris.
     
  2. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Every Chris-chan grows up and becomes boring eventually. Chris as he is right now isn't even a lolcow anymore, just some dumpy neet minding his own business.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That's certainly much, much better than doing a hooker and his old mother.
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    You have to admit the best thing for Chris is to be off the internet and his girlfriend, weed, and vivid are no doubt keeping him occupied.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Seems to be nowhere near as much online activity as back when he was doing YT vids all the time.

    Also is "Flutter" really girlfriend, or yet another troll posing as one? If troll, very dedicated to the role.
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Does anyone remember when Chris was really into Eye of Judgement? He is probably the only person I know who was into that card game. Probably one of the bigger whales of the game too
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I hope that "Chris Chan" doesn't get any more pets.

    That lolcow isn't very good at taking care of pets.
     
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  8. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I do, he was probably into it for the same reason Sony thought we all would...

    It was as close as we were getting to an actual working Duel Disk System ala Yu-Gi-Oh

    Only the craze kinda died in America and they couldn't actually get Konami to sign off on it so... uhh whoops.

    I mostly remembered his interest in it because it was another example of Chris being inept at apologies. For those who aren't aware, Eye of Judgement was dead on arrival so few stores even bothered ordering cards for it, and Michael Snyder's joint was the only in Chris' town that sold them.

    So he got really apologetic and tried to be overly nice to Snyder, only to blow it when
    1. He turned hostile when Snyder had even the slightest skepticism of Chris' intentions
    2. During the apology he literally said "Besides ya'll are the only ones selling Eye of Judgement cards"

    Funfact: Eye of Judgement cards are fucking worthless because of how comedically easy it is to spoof them for the PSEye Cam
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz A real floozy at heart.

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    Since Chris was one of the very few people that actually got somewhat infested in The Eye of Judgement, I'm now starting to wonder if he would have been dumb enough to buy a Hyperscan.
     
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  10. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    And that of course makes it all the more funnier in Chris' selfishness. Just wanting to go back not just because it was the only hang out there was but also for some cards that could of been bought on Ebay unless those were sold at a high price even back then.

    Probably dumb enough to buy it if they had Sonic.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    On the CWCki it's revealed that a usual "apology" from that freak always reveals the real motive for it.
     
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  12. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Chris is the kind of customer that businesses fear. If I heard the Micheal Snyder or Gamestop stories on reddit or something, I would assume they're made up. And yet, they're completely real...
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Snyder sure had a lot of patience...
     
  14. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    I say this at the risk of sounding like an A-Log

    Snyder being one of the kindest and most patient people in Christory and yet being remembered by Chris as one of the biggest villains in his whole life story... Despite everything Michael "did" being purely in retaliation and even then he was far more merciful than the situation called for (even dropping the attempted vehicular manslaughter charges on the condition that he just gets enough to pay for his hospital bills), he remains in Chris' book a wicked warlock deserving of death for daring to deify this dandy deity, one not worthy of "One red cent!" as Chris put it in court.. IN RESPONSE to the charges being dropped!

    It's the best example of one of the most despicable trait Chris has, his view of morality being based solely on the creed of "What have you done for me lately?"
     
  15. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YnjXs2/

    There’s a girl I subscribed to on TikTok who tells gross GameStop stories and turns out she is distantly related to Chris cousins and apparently it runs in the family. She has them blocked on everything.
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    autism runs in the family?
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 little cat says hi

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    Chris's niece, Savannah, has autism
    she was in a work training program for disabled people in a hospital in Virginia
    (this info is on the CWCki)
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    tl;dw:

    That guy duped people into watching hentai claiming it's just anime, did not bathe, and jerked off on the job.
     
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  19. Ore Rosechu

    Ore Rosechu Rockin' da house

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    It's genetic, so yeah
     
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  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    From watching, she noted to not being related to them and that the Chandler surname is a common surname. Still, related or not there is interacting with the cousins because they lived in the same town and having grew up with said cousins in school. Just imagine the guy you defend from bullies ends up becoming a creepy bastard you end up blocking. The family bloodline may as well be cursed.

    Don't forget doing it all in Wendy's where there's kids.
     
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