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Legal Pre-trial Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 26, 2022.

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What will happen to Chris?

Poll closed Jul 28, 2022.
  1. Chris is found guilty

    12 vote(s)
    92.3%
  2. Chris is let go

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%
  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, I mostly just reminisce when it comes to Christory. The best parts are the stuff that Chris thinks up by himself anyways
     
  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    They decided to sperg out over trans people instead.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The incest thing is surely an exception to that.
     
  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I'm surprised people believed the rumors that Chris escaped, do you know how secure these places are? Do they really think Chris is smart enough to figure out how to escape?
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There are those who think Chris has the last name of "Chan", so...
     
  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    To be fair, I thought the Chan was because he was a huge weeb who didn't know anything about Japanese because if he did he would know you should never refer to yourself with an honorific because it makes you sound arrogant. Plus "chan" is more of a diminutive one that makes kids/animals/young women/etc. sound cute. and well, Chris is far from cute...
     
  7. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Our time to shine.

    Just a bit harder now with certain news since there's not as many insiders able to vet shit that requires direct CWC contact. Not like a trashraider, a Marvin, or an Ideas Guy type ween is sitting in prison and able to relay intel back.

    This was a great example of one of those updates that people end up spreading because the idea of it is just too amusing. They want it to be true badly enough to believe it without a confirmation. Especially during slow CWC update times. I'm not buying it.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Sounds like what I thought at first. When I first heard about Chris (I was on ED for some reason), I remember I thought he was some severely autistic guy who misused the "cutesey" honorific of "-chan". That one "Filthy Frank" video on "weeaboos" that uses ugly photography of Chris doesn't exactly help to counter the notion that Chris is a stereotypical poserish Japan fanboy.

     
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I browsed the twitter memes for a sec and some seem like usual shitposts, but others seem like they're buying into the shitposts.

    This included actual news outlets too.

    I'd be incredibly worried if you did.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I remember some guy really named "Chris Chan" had to put up a tweet saying he's not CWC.
     
  11. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I remember that too, poor guy... Reminds me of a dude who shared a name with a sex offender so his background checks always took a long ass time.
     
  12. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    I can’t wait to see how One Flew Over the CWC’s Nest goes.
     
  13. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    There was also this one time (during the classic era when Chris was actually funny) where CWC himself left a comment on a YouTube video by some guy that just wanted to wish his friend (who's also named Chris) a happy birthday. Chris Chan was being passive aggressive about how the uploader got his birthday wrong, not realizing it was for a different Chris Chan. The comments section then got flooded by weens and a-logs.
     
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  14. Commander Shadowsun

    Commander Shadowsun The Autist Formerly Known as Surtur

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    I think it was mostly a case of "I WANT TO BELIEVE!"
     
  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris can’t even enjoy seeing the farms get taken down…
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Last known post by him on Twitter was a "collective card reading" with the card "Turning In" - how ironic.
     
  17. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Thought of the day: This is probably the greatest single victory weens have ever had without actually messing with Chris. Some neckbeard in a basement just chugged down 2 litres of Baja Blast in celebration.
     
  18. Little Owl

    Little Owl Fredrik Knudsen sent me here

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    And in doing so, caused further trouble for those who are only interested in Christine and the world of the imaginary Electric Hedgehog Pokémon (on top of the sealing of the case that the Unholy Quintet caused). Again, Transgender rights is no doubt a genuine issue, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be interested in Christine.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So the case was sealed because of weens? Figures...
     
  20. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Basically that. Heilberg had claimed recently that the main reason why they're concealing the records was because of the public attention the case had gotten. They were concerned that it would muddy up the case further.

    That's definitely for the better considering how you have people that actually believe that Chris had escaped from jail through a bathroom window.