Legal Pre-trial Thread

In Chris's last letter he says:

Since then we haven't heard from him, I wonder if he knew he was going to be silenced.

 

wat

Can you translate that from fever delirium word salad to English?

 

The important part is that Chris is insinuating people are shutting him up or at least that people are going to shut him up right before he fell off the radar. It's interesting because it might mean Chris knew he was going somewhere where he wouldn't be able to contract the outside world which could narrow down the possibilities as to where he is right now (namely, a mental institution). Bear in mind Chris could also be speaking more broadly about people not accepting his religion and how he hopes his "divine actions" will convince people before they become "close minded" (this might be more likely but the timing is impeccable).

 

hey @PsychoNerd

Any update on The Case of Fail?

 

Nope.

 

Welp, see you all in 2023.

 

Can't wait for another continuance.

 

Unless Chris screws up the probationary arrangement that seems to be in place.

If that happens, will the case be instantly unsealed, or will the court still keep it sealed until 2023 owing to overwhelming interest?

 

Take it with a mine of salt, but Chris Chan is trending on Twitter due to a rumor that he escaped custody during some court proceeding.

Amusing.

 

That rumor has gotta be BS: how could Chris outrun anyone?

 

I assume he must have been doing his signature parkay.

 

he sashayed away from the guards, LOL

 

I wouldn't be surprised if this rumor (because that's all I think it is) has something to do with the current controversy around Kiwi Farms.

BTW I don't know if this is controversial (because I know some users here are also active on the Farms) but I really hope the site goes for good. Then again, I don't want a lot of alt-right Kiwis to stink up the Club.

 

If actual "alt-right" users show, there's a no inter-forum drama rule over here, and this site is apolitical.

 

Since KF and the CWCki are down all bets are off for random speculation, I shutter to think what the "Chris chan reddit" looks like. The idea of Chris breaking out of jail is really amusing though, jails are much easier to break out of then prisons and if you're athletic enough you could stand a chance of giving a backwater county jail the slip.

 

If Chris weren't so powerless, him breaking out of jail* could sound like the premise of a horror film.

*(or a mental hospital)

 

Chris escapes custody
hilarity ensues

 

Kind of amazed that so many people are taking a 4chan greentext post seriously.

 

I guess a comedy film is what Chris escaping custody would really be like.

Where is this story?

 

I other news there has been an update to his case recently an order of some kind on the 23rd

This doesn't prove much but if Chris's case is still getting attention then there's a good chance he's still in custody