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Legal Pre-trial Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 26, 2022.

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What will happen to Chris?

Poll closed Jul 28, 2022.
  1. Chris is found guilty

    12 vote(s)
    92.3%
  2. Chris is let go

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%
  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    In Chris's last letter he says:
    Since then we haven't heard from him, I wonder if he knew he was going to be silenced.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    wat

    Can you translate that from fever delirium word salad to English?
     
  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The important part is that Chris is insinuating people are shutting him up or at least that people are going to shut him up right before he fell off the radar. It's interesting because it might mean Chris knew he was going somewhere where he wouldn't be able to contract the outside world which could narrow down the possibilities as to where he is right now (namely, a mental institution). Bear in mind Chris could also be speaking more broadly about people not accepting his religion and how he hopes his "divine actions" will convince people before they become "close minded" (this might be more likely but the timing is impeccable).
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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  5. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Nope.
     
  6. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Welp, see you all in 2023.
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Can't wait for another continuance.
     
  8. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Take it with a mine of salt, but Chris Chan is trending on Twitter due to a rumor that he escaped custody during some court proceeding.

    Amusing.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That rumor has gotta be BS: how could Chris outrun anyone?
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I assume he must have been doing his signature parkay.
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he sashayed away from the guards, LOL
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I wouldn't be surprised if this rumor (because that's all I think it is) has something to do with the current controversy around Kiwi Farms.

    BTW I don't know if this is controversial (because I know some users here are also active on the Farms) but I really hope the site goes for good. Then again, I don't want a lot of alt-right Kiwis to stink up the Club.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If actual "alt-right" users show, there's a no inter-forum drama rule over here, and this site is apolitical.
     
  15. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Since KF and the CWCki are down all bets are off for random speculation, I shutter to think what the "Chris chan reddit" looks like. The idea of Chris breaking out of jail is really amusing though, jails are much easier to break out of then prisons and if you're athletic enough you could stand a chance of giving a backwater county jail the slip.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If Chris weren't so powerless, him breaking out of jail* could sound like the premise of a horror film.

    *(or a mental hospital)
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris escapes custody
    hilarity ensues
     
  18. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Kind of amazed that so many people are taking a 4chan greentext post seriously.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I guess a comedy film is what Chris escaping custody would really be like.

    Where is this story?
     
  20. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I other news there has been an update to his case recently an order of some kind on the 23rd
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    This doesn't prove much but if Chris's case is still getting attention then there's a good chance he's still in custody