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Fishtank is love, Fishtank is life Nov 3, 2024

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1. ToroidalBoat
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  (fish tank)
  
  Nov 5, 2024
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2. Glaive
  Fishtank is love, Fishtank is life
  
  Nov 3, 2024
  1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
3. Glaive
  Oh boy, time for finally posting a new megathread.
  
  Nov 3, 2024
4. Glaive
  Oh boy, time for finally posting a new megathread.
  
  Nov 3, 2024
5. RetardBus
  Hey boss man, I'm glad you came back again.
  
  Holy shit bruh, it's been over 8 years since the last time we interacted. I hope you've been well.
  
  Feb 18, 2024
  1. Kong and Glaive like this.
6. Glaive
  Sorry site was being a little bitch this morning, should be gucci now.
  
  Jul 21, 2023
  1. Kong, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Fialovy and 1 other person like this.
7. John_doe26
  Are you still alive?
  
  Jun 10, 2023
  1. Kong and ToroidalBoat like this.
8. Glaive
  Memes
  
  Oct 27, 2022
  1. Kong, One Too Many and ToroidalBoat like this.
  2. ToroidalBoat
    dreams
    
    Oct 27, 2022
    
    One Too Many likes this.
9. Glaive
  Le cyberwarfare
  
  Feb 19, 2022
  1. One Too Many and ToroidalBoat like this.
10. Cyan
  Happy Friday, Glaive.
  
  Dec 3, 2021
11. c-no
  How much longer will this site keep going? Will it all end once Chris finally fades into obscurity?
  
  Oct 16, 2021
  1. Kong, Ms. Mowz, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and 1 other person like this.
  2. ToroidalBoat
    I hope the club stays online for the funposting and the wat media (more funposting).
    
    Oct 16, 2021
    
    Kong, Ms. Mowz, c-no and 1 other person like this.
  3. king koi
    Don't tempt fate. This site will probably die when Chris dies. So give it 40 years or so
    
    Oct 17, 2021
    
    Holdek, Kong, Ms. Mowz and 3 others like this.
  4. Kong
    all you guys counting Chris out while I'm preparing a bunch of "He can't keep getting away with it" memes for when Chris somehow gets off with just probation.
    
    Oct 25, 2021
    
    Galhox Ladyankles, c-no and ToroidalBoat like this.
12. Cyan
  Holy shit you're alive
  
  Oct 16, 2021
  1. c-no, Kong, One Too Many and 1 other person like this.
  2. Glaive
    I-I didn't go anywhere
    
    Oct 16, 2021
    
    Holdek, c-no, Kong and 2 others like this.
  3. Cyan
    Post moar. We miss seeing you around.
    
    Oct 18, 2021
    
    Holdek and ToroidalBoat like this.
13. Kong
  rest in peace
  
  Oct 1, 2021
  2. Galhox Ladyankles
    ironically he died by a very large hammer to the face
    
    Oct 4, 2021
    
    Ms. Mowz, c-no and Kong like this.
  3. Glaive
    Ironically I've been still casually browsing every other week or so, just haven't posted in forever.
    
    Oct 16, 2021
    
    Holdek, Galhox Ladyankles, c-no and 2 others like this.
14. Glaive
  It's RAAAAAAGU, cuz growing up is tough. It's RAGUUUU, we've been through enough
  
  Mar 1, 2020
  1. Ms. Mowz, ToroidalBoat, c-no and 2 others like this.
  2. One Too Many
    Fake and gay
    
    Mar 6, 2020
    
    c-no likes this.
15. Glaive
  I'm a god, join my squad
  
  Oct 31, 2019
  2. One Too Many
    god squad
    
    Nov 2, 2019
  3. Rat Speaker
    Where do I sign up?
    
    Nov 15, 2019
16. Kong
  I would just like to say I have done the research and inform you there are hamsters on xhamster.
  https://xhamster.com/videos/hamster-7524356
  
  Dec 5, 2018
  1. ToroidalBoat likes this.
17. Anya
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMVGL65IrVM
  
  Oct 22, 2018
18. flowers for sonichu
  you goddamn womanizing raping trolling stupid pickle suited NIGGER
  
  Sep 28, 2018
19. king koi
  Chris deleted that Twitter post you love so much. :^)
  
  Aug 17, 2018
  1. CIAStoreOwner likes this.
  2. Glaive
    Don't. You. Even. Try.
    
    Aug 20, 2018
    
    king koi likes this.
20. Glaive
  Xhamster doesn't actually have any hamsters...
  
  Jun 22, 2018
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  3. Kong
    xhamster has been reported to the fake news bureau
    
    thank you concerned citizen
    
    Jun 24, 2018
    
    Glaive and CIAStoreOwner like this.
  4. Yawning Sneasel
    ive seen plenty of mothers on motherless
    
    usually with their daughters though
    
    Jun 26, 2018
    
    Kong and Glaive like this.
  5. Kong
    why are their daughters there?
    
    Jun 26, 2018
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