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Legal Pre-trial Thread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 26, 2022.

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What will happen to Chris?

Poll closed Jul 28, 2022.
  1. Chris is found guilty

    12 vote(s)
    92.3%
  2. Chris is let go

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%
  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    We eventually found out every lurid detail of the encounter with the hooker, when he said he'd keep that secret.
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    'Now, now, I don't kiss and tell.'
    *immediately tells*
     
  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    And he also discussed in detail what he did to Barb too... ugh...
     
  4. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Chris was threatened with consequences for his criminal actions that time, too.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Didn't Chris see the hooker because he didn't want to die a virgin?

    (IIRC he claimed he wouldn't eat jail food so he'd rather starve)
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    he didn't seem to have much interest in seeing hookers after that one encounter.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    At least if he saw more hookers - which is also illegal in Virginia - he may have gotten into less trouble than incesting Barb.

    But I guess "HOOKERS ARE EXPENSIVE" and Barb was only a short walk waddle away from him.
     
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  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I just wonder how the hooker reacted when he gave her a gift basket
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He didn't even have the basic courtesy to give one to Barb.
     
  10. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I've been off this train a while in regards to CWC's antics. At this point, I just want to see the trial made public for everyone to watch so both Nick Rekieta and Mister Metokur livestream it. I doubt it will happen, but I would just love to see how any legal team will present this case.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I remember watching Nick Rekieta's livestream with Null just a day or two after all the incest stuff went down.
     
  12. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Null was a great guest on a few streams, (the one with Ralph and Jessica Yaniv were fun stuff) and I think Nick does such a good job keeping his audience engaged that with a weirdo like CWC it would be a perfect stream. One can dream, I guess.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    To me it smacked of "you are the chosen NPC who took the wannabe king's virginity", seeing how egotistical Chris is.
     
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  14. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    So help us if Rekieta predicts Chris gets nailed. Whatever he predicts, the opposite happens.
     
  15. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    I dunno. Rackets was right about Rittenhouse and Depp lol.
     
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  16. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He could have at least given her the Mother of the Year award one more time.
     
  17. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I love how he used Mother of the Year unironically because usually "Mother of the Year" and "Father of the Year" to most people is used sarcastically and for parents who are awful parents and are often only parents in name only
     
  18. Henry Bemis

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    Or the awarding body is under ten years old.
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I know this isn't the CWCki funny moments thread, but:
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Because of the 'tism, Chris is mentally like a perpetual little kid who now has a sex drive, and an extremely bloated ego.

    (also said little kid is delirious from a fever in the form of godhood and cartoon delusions)