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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    unpopular opinion i know but i agree that raping his own mother was not cool
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I guess when Chris bragged that he was as wild as a serial raper, there was a grain of truth to it
    I really, really wish Chris would have been wrong about that
     
  3. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    Of all the things he could have lied about...
     
  4. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Did he misspell rapper?
     
  5. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    His birth. If he liked that China so much he should have just stayed there.
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Given the Chandlers' conservative Christian worldview, abortion was out of the question.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Why were Borb trying to have kids at such an old age anyway?

    By the time Chris was a little kid, Bob looked old enough to be a grandfather.
     
  8. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I don't think they were "trying".
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I think the least favorite "CWC moment" could be when a drunken Barb chased after Bob at a bar.

    Had that not happened, odds are Chris could have been born in a less failtastic life elsewhere.
     
  10. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    thinking of starting a safe sex campaign for older folks, predicated on scaring them with the idea of having a late accident child like Chris.
     
  11. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    People have had to do this because of the STD rates in assisted living facilities and retirement communities.
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    yes, a fact I've heard in both psych class and gerontology

    nursing homes have higher STD transmission rates than high schools
     
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  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It's the same issue as with gay men, they don't use protection because they don't think they need it. Older people should be encouraged to use protection - not just to avoid spreading disease but because we could end up with another Chris, and nobody wants that.
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    well this thread certainly took a turn for the wat :confused:
     
  15. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    sorry
     
  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Old people are horny.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I found this gem on the front page of the cwcki, chris has the gall to try and drum up sympathy because he can not see his mother again.


    "...It has been clear and obvious due to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regardless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite that, my Body knows these Facts, yet wishes for the impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers the tear-inducing emotions/feelings"
     
  18. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    wat
     
  20. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Apparently it's a Futurama reference. Something to do with how if you ever met yourself from a different time period, it would cause a paradox and one (or both) of 'you' would be wiped out instantly. Not sure why Chris thinks he and Barb are the same person.