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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Honestly this would be the perfect crime if one of those firefighters happened to be a ween. The idea of a first responder stealing Barb's goodwill trash is too ridiculous for us to ever take seriously.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Soon after that, someone joined KF with the username "GREEDY FIREMAN" IIRC.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Not my absolute least favorite (Idea Cunts and Barbcest are still at the top), but every time Chris talked about other autistic people I honestly want to punch him in the face for willful ignorance, blatant bigotry, and pure hypocrisy (considering he himself takes pride in having autism). The two worst cases I can think of is how he calls anyone on the lower end of the spectrum "windows into Hell", and this Cwckipedia article on Aspergers
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That gibberish sounds like an "exceptional" royal proclamation.

    Another "least favorite Chris moment" is how Chris always talks at - rather than with - people, and always in a pompous "look how smart I am" derping word salad. Which is getting worse now.
     
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  5. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    Ignoring all post Idea-guy content, which is overall unfun, I would have to say the Wallflower sags solely for how the cwc community shielded Heather Dalley when people who are far more innocent when it comes to Chris interactions get their full names plastered everywhere. Especially since Heather had intentionally messed with him a few times(unlike many other people doxxed on the cwcki) and she herself had many lolcow-ish traits.
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Wasn't she one of the few people to reach out and actually ask to be shielded though? I think she probably went along with some of the trolling because she thought they were going to help her. (And she wasn't wrong, the cwcki removed her info.)
     
  7. Dunsparce

    Dunsparce Out of Control

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    She was far from the first person to ask, she was simply(until recently) the only one they complied with for whatever reason.
     
  8. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I theorize because she was considered special needs to a lot of them and therefore more innocent than the neurotypicals, it is the same fallacy that makes the autism card often viable.
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    So is the Wallflower actually a bad person? I've heard so many mixed statements that I have no idea what to believe.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It's on the CWCwiki.

    Take all info with a big grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    It doesn't really talk about her as a person outside of her interactions with Chris. That's probably a good thing.

    I've heard rumors... which I'm not going to repeat here (mainly about her fanfiction and special interests). I assume the 'lovely gentlemen' over at Kiwi Farms have given the Suitress the same treatment.
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    She's one of those weirdos that likes incest fanfiction. Her dad also likes to wear minimal clothing in the house. People see those two things and are assuming the worst.


    Who else asked?
     
  13. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    The GameStop incident was the last entertaining incident. It's been downhill from there.
     
  14. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    And by that I mean in terms of subjective comedic value and general morbidity. It's depressing, he used the he this mostly harmless clown man and now he's a motherfucker.
     
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  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I didn’t like the saga where he fucked his own mom.
     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Don't we all though?
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It was unexpected yet not surprising.
     
  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I still love on the Cwcki that they for the longest time had “Chris wouldn’t rape anyone” then after it they crossed it out and said We were wrong!
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Chris had expressed the desire before, but nobody thought he would ever actually do it. Turns out when you think you’re a magical pony goddess, you don’t have a lot of common sense left and so anything goes.
     
  20. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    It might be the Jail Saga for me. Not what he did to get there, (that probably is the worst thing he's ever done but they said that doesn't count at the beginning of this thread) but what he did in there. It might be the most infuriating saga so far, plus, having to wait so long between updates sucks.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, Chris was never a good person by any means, but this saga has just been him dropping any pretense and being a total bastard.