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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Sane person: Seriously learns about time travel* and paradoxes from educational videos, or articles.

    "Chris Chan": Seriously learns about time travel and paradoxes from Futurama, "soft SF" comedy show.

    *(and how it doesn't look feasible now)
     
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  2. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Powerleveling here, but I'm on my meal break at work, and the chorus of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" was playing as I read this, and I feel like that just made this even funnier for some reason. :cwl:
     
  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I think Kengle turning into a supervillain is also not my favorite.
     
  4. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The operatically manchildish Jim Steinman is oddly fitting for Chris-Chan.
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

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    Kengle wants to be the "King Ween" and best friend of all the other lolcows.
     
  6. Skeletor

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    He was funny when he was perving out over that Gloria chick.
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Didn't Chris actually cover a Meat Loaf song once?
     
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    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I don't know, but I do love the Smell yo' Duck cover. I never heard of the song before and I can never not say duck whenever I listen to that song as a result.

    I love Chris's singing voice, it is barely a singing voice, it is just him shouting
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

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    Kengle even made a fansite with a list of "population centers" in "Maradonia" that he meant to fill out later.

    Such a romantic. :rolleyes:
     
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    Couldn't have put it better myself.

    Also, I looked it up and yes he did cover a Meat Loaf song. Rest in peace Marvin (and Jim), you didn't deserve this.

    If I'm honest for a minute... *puts on red flannel*
    I've never been that big on Christian and the Hedgehog Boys 2 as compared to the first one, since most of the songs were made under troll influence. The first album consists of songs he recorded before the internet knew who he was. Pure, unadulterated crazy. Who could forget the line...
    Words to live by.
     
  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Could you imagine if Jim Steinman had made a rock opera concept album about Chris with Meat Loaf as Chris and Bonnie Tyler as Barb? :cwl:
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    I've never heard Chris singing - nor do I want to - but I've heard it's pretty much just him yelling.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

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    *off-key*
    I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR CHINA… but I won’t get a job.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Air Supply could be Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris, since Steinman wrote for them a fee times too lol.
     
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  15. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", but there's no one in the car with the boy (read: Chris) at the make-out point.
     
  16. Judgesaturn507

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    Maybe the 'girl' is a sex doll that he's pretending is Ivy or Jackie?
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You are so going to hell for that.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    I think a new "least favorite Chris moment" was when Chris tried to get Barb to leave 14 BLC so he could move back "return to the Sonichu Temple" - after he incested "Soul-Bonded" with her.
     
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    It was cool when he excommunicated Kengle.
     
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    Another thing I just remembered: he kicked a police car multiple times.
    For most people that would be one of the worst things they ever did, but for Chris it was just a normal day.