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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Just the way he treats animals in general is disgusting. You hear it in the interview segments of the GamerFromMars documentary. The interviewers enter Chris's house and you can hear the noises of the dogs in the background. Very clearly they are NOT WELL. Chris refused to do anything about it because that would have cost money which could have gone on himself instead.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Chris yelled at the dogs when they barked during a video too.

    (Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2 - CWCki)

    I think The Dude on KF summed it up nicely back in 2013:
     
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  3. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    The would be spot on because it wouldn't be surprising in the least bit of Chris and Barb doing a piss-poor job in taking care of the animals.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Another least favorite Chris moment could be when he "body swapped" with "Sonichu" for around a year.

    Chris calling himself "Mama" while pretending he was "Sonichu" was kind of disturbing.
     
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  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Look, we can argue about the incest and hit-and-run and all of that for as long as we like, but as far as reprehensible Chris moments are concerned, nothing is ever going to top this quote.
    Confusing NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys? Now that really is disgusting.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Also people don't seem to like the idea that Chris added sugar to beer "reeb".
     
  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    did he confuse beer for tea? :confused:
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    I think it's Chris' autistic little kid mind: beer tastes rather bitter, so why not make it sweeter?
     
  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    It's quite sad, considering how he felt about Patti. One could argue that Patti is the only living being that Chris ever truly loved.

    But doesn't he drink Bud Light? That shit has no flavor anyway. Not trying to be faux macho internet dude, but how much of a bitch do you have to be to think Bud Light has too strong of a taste? :cwl:
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

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    Chris thought the "Mighty Wings" by McDonald's were "BOLDY SPICY!!".
     
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    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    Chris having a neighbor's cat put to sleep because it scratched him. That went beyond his usual goofy behavior into true malice.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Chris may be an "adult autistic child", but he's still an egotistical jerk.

    There's also the time Chris ran over a snake.
     
  13. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'm pretty sure the cat thing is a myth, or at least loosely based on real events but weens exaggerated it.
     
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    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    One of his cats was injured and hiding and he decided to spray a hose at it to get it out of its hiding space.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

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    That's a new one to me.

    Charb aren't exactly the best caretakers of pets.
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    So, when exactly do we think the change in how Chris treated his pets started? It seem to me (and I could be wrong) that he was very caring and affectionate towards Patti. Now, he's got cats losing body parts and dogs barking in what I can only assume is Dog-language for "WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO HAS ENTERED THIS HOUSE, PLEASE KILL ME AND END THIS EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE!!!!"
     
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    Maybe it's related to how Chris' mind has been endlessly rotting since he graduated from MHS?

    (after Barb ragequit cooking with the "spaghetti incident")
     
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    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    It’s a minor one, but Chris bringing that lego dollhouse school to freakin McDonald’s. I feel like now with COVID + retail workers fuses short, they would ask him to leave if he pulled that now. (You know, if he wasn’t in jail, duh)
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Pre-trolling Chris was a weird guy but he was at least able to function in society as a normal human being. He could go and buy things from stores without causing trouble for the employees and when he talked he didn't artificially raise his voice into that 5-year-old girl register he does now. When he was at high school and PVCC he was actually interacting with people on a daily basis, giving him some idea of how people are supposed to behave. All that eventually went out the window when the only people he was interacting with were fake.

    As for 'affectionate towards Patti'... that poem he wrote for her was legitimately really emotional and touching... and then he mentions Sonichu in it and I just start laughing really hard. So maybe you can disregard everything I said in that first paragraph.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

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    I like how people on CWCki Forums were excited because it was a new video from CWC.

    That was when he was really fixated on going back to MHS.