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Least favorite Chris moment

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, May 20, 2022.

  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Top 5 worst Chris moments that don’t involve the incest because that’s obvious. (Not in order, haven’t decided what’s worse)

    5. Bluespike: Bluespike appears to be a pretty cool guy now but he was a pretty immature 13 year old that convinced Chris to do some pretty messed up shit. Was considered the worst troll ever for a while.

    4. The house fire: House fires can be traumatic and for a while I thought KF was a good group because a donation thread started and raised over $1000 for Chris and Barb, Null bought food, gift cards, some art supplies, and since there was way more money he thought, he cut Barb a check. Kiwis being Kiwis, we had arguments for years on weather it was ok to give Chris money or not. It also showed that Chris and Barb haven’t learned a thing since a house fire didn’t stop their hoarding ways.

    3. “The black tape”: For those who don’t remember, back in the early days of the KF, it was revealed that there was a tape of Chris calling Jackie shortly after Bob died. It was probably the only time Chris showed genuine emotion and supposedly cried to Jackie for hours. KF was divided on weather or not the tape should be released. In the end the tape was never released because even 1.) Chris deserves some privacy and sympathy and 2.) The people who owned the tape were pretty made up it wasn’t being released., the recording has apparently been deleted. It was the first major rift in the KF community.

    2. Catherine, Theatan and Cousin Al: I mean, Al went through Chris’s garbage to reveal to us that Chris wasn’t that smart in high school (more at 11), Theatan went on some autistic covert ops shit pretending to be like 7 people just so Chris can learn his high school friends didn’t like him. Catherine did the whole Sweetheart Saga shit again. It made the majority of Chistorians realize shit went too far and we should just leave him alone.

    1. Idea Guys: After Catherine we all kinda realized Chris should just be left alone, then those clowns actually extorted thousands from a broken mentally disabled man child. Fuck them.
     
  2. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'd say it was the right decision to make. Chris may be a lolcow, but (at least at the time) he didn't deserve NO sympathy for what happened. I think the worst part of all that was when Chris got mad on Facebook and called Null a 'dodo brain'. He was mad about being sent food and gift cards because what he really wanted was more Lego.

    The whole 'fake girlfriends' thing got old REAL fast. Maybe it was funny when it was Blanca and Ivy convincing him to make stupid videos, but his mental health was damaged by that point. Especially Jessica Quinn, considering that the situation around her is a big part of what made Chris so vulnerable to the Idea Guys.
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    trash raider is still a great meme, but yeah, that does get dangerously close to crossing the line
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris begging for Legos but also making demands like NEED MULTIPLE COPIES! always enraged me.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    After the fire and the care package, Chris got the autistic idiotic egotistic idea that people on the internet would just give him stuff if he asked like a severely mentally challenged king issuing royal decrees. That's when the e-begging thing really took off.

    (I think he wanted multiple copies of the SpongeBob house because 1 set is just half the thing.)

    Not only does he lack the ability to learn the right thing, he also has the excess ability to learn the wrong thing.
     
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  6. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If I'm not mistaken he wanted multiple of the spongebob sets, among others [edit: as well as other expensive Lego sets], to rebuild his Manchester High model. In retrospect, the house fire kinda opened the floodgates for e-begging, after years of Chirs demanding his fans give him money its hard to believe there was a time when Chris's main engagement with his "community" was to stoke interest in his comic and fight off trolls.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    fixed?
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Honestly, we could probably condense this post down a little with a poll. I haven't read the replies, but I feel like I know what the top non-Barbcest answer will be:

    • Julie Reveals Herself
    • shecameforCWC.jpg
    • Idea Guys
    • The Death of Bob
    • Unclit 2.0
    I feel like the majority of us will be picking amongst those five.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It can look ugly when a "Classic Chris" video seems to lose the B channel of the RGB, and everything looks like it's lit in a "Mellow Color" light.

     
  10. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Least favorite witnessing: The Bussy + Chris's images of said artificial bussy

    Least favorite Chris arc: Idea's Guy aftermath period.
    • Minor paranoia from Chris leading to lack of True and Original CWC thoughts/posts
    • Horrible Idea's Guy clones from people attempting the same scheme
    • Posts that Chris does make are all CPU heart dimensional merge related word salad
    • All CWC community discussion centered around "Idea guy bad" (true but tiresome)
     
  11. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Honestly the 'piss light' and low resolution are just iconic at this point. That was the 2000's internet as a whole, not just Chris.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris was really excited at the idea that his crappy Life of Fail could soon magically turn around and he could be a cartoon pony goddess. It's no wonder he was intensely focused on it.

    I still think videos by others from that time were better.
     
  13. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    It's amazing how much steam the Catherine saga is gaining these days. Previously it was one of the less discussed saga, and almost all of the CWCki pages about it haven't even been created or completed until recently.

    Anyway, my least favorite moments are:

    *Troll: Definitely the Idea Guys, as they were pretty much exploiting just how deluded Chris was at the time. The Cryzel Torture chat still disgusts me to this day. Bella's a very close second.

    *Relationsip/Sweetheart: Probably Catherine, MKRNightVee, or the Suitress. Catherine because of the measures taken to troll Chris, MKRNightVee for her possessiveness towards Chris, and the Suitress just because of how fucking creepy that whole relationship was, espescially with "When I fuck Chris, I hope it sways him from his mom".

    *Business Venture: That time when Chris decided to start a business around his religion via Praetor.

    *Nude: Probably CWCsicle, where Chris stuck his dick in the snow and it got all raw, or the dreaded Cakefart video.

    *Relic: The Frozen semen samples, enough said.
     
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  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    For me the taint piercing for both categories was the worst, though, I don't know what would constitute a "favorite" nude picture or video of Christ let alone "least favoite" if I hate every nude image and video of Chris. If we go by what was the most retching that would be my pick, unless, and I shutter to think of it, it's likely Chris may of filmed himself having sex with his mother.

    The world would be a better place if that video doesn't exist and worse if it does.
     
  15. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    I guess my idea of a "favorite nude" would be the Flying Elephants video, just because of how crazy Chris acted in that video. Though then again, that video was done at the request of Joshua Martinez, who was roleplaying as Vanessa at the time.
     
  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Fixed.
     
  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! AND JUST WHEN I STARTED TO REPRESS IT TOO!
     
  18. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Nothing beats the Un-Clit, or even the perineum cutting. I've wanted to keep that repressed for a LONG time.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Another least favorite "Christorical" moment?

    When one of the cats passed away in the 14 BLC fire, and how little Chris seems to care about the cats.

    Did Chris even try and rescue them?
     
  20. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    Anything to save the partially melted Lego sculptures, though.