Top 5 worst Chris moments that don’t involve the incest because that’s obvious. (Not in order, haven’t decided what’s worse) 5. Bluespike: Bluespike appears to be a pretty cool guy now but he was a pretty immature 13 year old that convinced Chris to do some pretty messed up shit. Was considered the worst troll ever for a while. 4. The house fire: House fires can be traumatic and for a while I thought KF was a good group because a donation thread started and raised over $1000 for Chris and Barb, Null bought food, gift cards, some art supplies, and since there was way more money he thought, he cut Barb a check. Kiwis being Kiwis, we had arguments for years on weather it was ok to give Chris money or not. It also showed that Chris and Barb haven’t learned a thing since a house fire didn’t stop their hoarding ways. 3. “The black tape”: For those who don’t remember, back in the early days of the KF, it was revealed that there was a tape of Chris calling Jackie shortly after Bob died. It was probably the only time Chris showed genuine emotion and supposedly cried to Jackie for hours. KF was divided on weather or not the tape should be released. In the end the tape was never released because even 1.) Chris deserves some privacy and sympathy and 2.) The people who owned the tape were pretty made up it wasn’t being released., the recording has apparently been deleted. It was the first major rift in the KF community. 2. Catherine, Theatan and Cousin Al: I mean, Al went through Chris’s garbage to reveal to us that Chris wasn’t that smart in high school (more at 11), Theatan went on some autistic covert ops shit pretending to be like 7 people just so Chris can learn his high school friends didn’t like him. Catherine did the whole Sweetheart Saga shit again. It made the majority of Chistorians realize shit went too far and we should just leave him alone. 1. Idea Guys: After Catherine we all kinda realized Chris should just be left alone, then those clowns actually extorted thousands from a broken mentally disabled man child. Fuck them.