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Sonichu Leaked preview of 'Polyamorous' wedding

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by YamchasOnlyFan, May 6, 2018.

  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I was bored and looked at the replies on chris's twitter. Someone got into the patreon and uploaded all of chris's new comic where Cryzel Rosechu, Magichan sonichu, and Chris get married. When Chris was asked if mewtwo was mad magichan was marrying someone else and he weirdly replied "We are polyamorous."

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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Who the hell is this? Chessboard Sonichu?
     
  3. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    Welp, It was only a matter of time 'til Chris'tard married his Gary Sue.
     
  4. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    Sounds like Bob's soul is trapped in CWCville
     
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  5. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Poor Bob, he will never be able to truly rest in peace.

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    His heart level is over-restored to 200%, huh? So if he marries 10 of his or someone else's OCs does his heart level go to 1000%? That's, uh, not even close to how polyamory (or polygamy for that matter) works.

    Also is bridegroom ever used in a context like this? I've only ever heard it in a gay marriage and groom is technically shorthand for bridegroom.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Chris one step closer to full blown gay...or straight woman. Hedgehog? I’m getting confused...
    This comic illustrates Chris’s desire to appear in front of a big crowd, make a long blathering speech and be applauded for doing nothing.
     
  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    If he marries a harem his heart level goes over 9000.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So tl;dr: Chris slides further into delirium?
     
  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Pretty much. ... well its more like falling down a chasm than sliding at this point.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So what happens when ID guy 2.0 bails and leaves chris with nothing more than tear stained paper? Does he marry Barb next?
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    More like falling down a chasm the size of the Marianas trench x500 with bricks chained to you.
     
  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    He probably already is common law married to her anyway by now.

    My heart level is at least raised to 200% or more when I consider we're now well into the second decade of Chris refusing to letter his comic in pencil first to avoid the famous Weston Chandler pen cross out font in the final product coupled with his steadfast outright rejection of the use of straightedges for any panel ever.

    If only programmers had figured out ways for video games to play themselves, like as a demonstration mode of what the game does or something, maybe he could have more time available to adopt those extravagances...
     
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  13. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    Before this comic, I was speculating that Chris' accounts were hijacked and he was oblivious to it all as he played vidyas. There goes that theory.

    Question: How does he go from misandrist to dick licker in the drop of a hat? What has the trolls done to him?
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Sonichu is boring as fuck now, I miss the days when it was all about fighting bad guys.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Now it's all ponies, ween stuff, and transgenderism.
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Chris is easily manipulated by those he trusts. the only person who doesn't seem to have a good grasp on him anymore is his mother, and that's because she can't anymore, and I suspect that Chris only sees her as a suffering doll that he can hold up and get sympathy money.

    I'm sure if he had 'friends' who were into nazism we'd see chris goose stepping down the streets screaming about der juden because he wants to belong to the group. Its more about supporting his friends than him actually believing it. I think if support from this transgender saga dried up chris would move into some other group and curse his man-tits.
     
  17. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Exactly. This shit's boring as hell can we please go back to fighting villains like Mary lee Walsh and not this slice of life bullshit?
     
  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    His grasp of reality is so broken at this point that all you have to do is pose as a fictional character (perhaps with a little fake proof) and you've basically mind-controlled him. It's quite horrible in a way, taking advantage of the mentally handicapped. At least nothing nasty has happened yet.
     
  19. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    This was confusing as Hell. Up until the last page I thought human CWC was marrying his chu self to Magichan and Cryzel (Is that name being similar to Crystal a coincidence). Also we see Bob, but where's Barb?

    Lumberjack Sonichu.
     
  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    So if he married hedgehogs in his hedgehog form is he still married to them in human form? ....do they do the nasty when he’s in human form?