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Sonichu Leaked preview of 'Polyamorous' wedding

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by YamchasOnlyFan, May 6, 2018.

  1. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    It is sad. The Cwcki is filled with lines saying "Chris isn't easily trolled now so don't bother" (for good reason) but he's honestly easier to get to than ever. At least back in the day you needed to catch him on mumble and have a convincing feminine voice. Now you can just text him "Hey its Magi-chan, draw my dick on the wall and lick it im ur boyfriend" and he'll fucking do it.
    I hope one day he's put in the care of someone who takes away his phone and internet. It's just not possible for him to make constructive use of them.
     
  2. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    "For the past of our nation was despondant and pitiful"
    What does that even mean?
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    >tfw no gf Sweetheart from the Ground-Up
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    This is the family tree post idea guy

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    magi-chan is married to four people... nobody told me its gone fuckin- full Utah up in here
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The Sonichu family tree is like a spider web now. The messy tangled kind.
     
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    Trilby and Very Honest Content like this.
  6. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    That's a whole lot of fucking for our favourite purple.
     
  7. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I guess this means CWCville's going to turn into a polygamist compound in the future.
     
  8. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Magi-Chan must be packing a massive wang. A huge hedgehog hog.
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    In chris' mind yes, at this point any probibility for china/navy (for furure simplicity I will refer to this a Peking Duck) is a chance for a relationship.
     
  10. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I just thought of something: Didn't Magi-Chan (along with all the other chus) used to refer to CWC as father/mother? Is CWC's Oedipus Complex showing yet again?
     
  11. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    It's Bob's Big Chu!

    No child would want this! (I hope)

    It's also barbed as well, that way he'll ruin his mates for anyone else, like a cat!
     
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  12. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    To be honest, I think if one of the Miscreants returned it would eliminate a lot of this shit. Once Alec stopped doing Asperchu, that was the last of the interesting trolls. Having them around not only gave us better content, but discouraged this kind of weenery since they were the true alphas of the heard.
     
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