Sonichu Leaked preview of 'Polyamorous' wedding

It is sad. The Cwcki is filled with lines saying "Chris isn't easily trolled now so don't bother" (for good reason) but he's honestly easier to get to than ever. At least back in the day you needed to catch him on mumble and have a convincing feminine voice. Now you can just text him "Hey its Magi-chan, draw my dick on the wall and lick it im ur boyfriend" and he'll fucking do it.
I hope one day he's put in the care of someone who takes away his phone and internet. It's just not possible for him to make constructive use of them.

 

"For the past of our nation was despondant and pitiful"
What does that even mean?

 

>tfw no gf Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

 

This is the family tree post idea guy





magi-chan is married to four people... nobody told me its gone fuckin- full Utah up in here

 

The Sonichu family tree is like a spider web now. The messy tangled kind.

 

That's a whole lot of fucking for our favourite purple.

 

I guess this means CWCville's going to turn into a polygamist compound in the future.

 

Magi-Chan must be packing a massive wang. A huge hedgehog hog.

 

In chris' mind yes, at this point any probibility for china/navy (for furure simplicity I will refer to this a Peking Duck) is a chance for a relationship.

 

I just thought of something: Didn't Magi-Chan (along with all the other chus) used to refer to CWC as father/mother? Is CWC's Oedipus Complex showing yet again?

 

It's Bob's Big Chu!

No child would want this! (I hope)

It's also barbed as well, that way he'll ruin his mates for anyone else, like a cat!

 

To be honest, I think if one of the Miscreants returned it would eliminate a lot of this shit. Once Alec stopped doing Asperchu, that was the last of the interesting trolls. Having them around not only gave us better content, but discouraged this kind of weenery since they were the true alphas of the heard.