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Liquid Squirtle

Still Shitposting on the Moon, Male

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Goddammit why are so many of my posts essays? Sep 15, 2017

Liquid Squirtle was last seen:: Jan 30, 2023

1. c-no
  Are you out to steal the forskins of babies for some Jewish plot as thought of by the totally not Nazi looking foreskin superhero??
  
  Dec 9, 2021
2. Cyan
  Hi, Liquid.
  
  Dec 3, 2021
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  2. Liquid Squirtle
    Ayyy Cyan, long time no see! Nice to see you've made it one step further towards being a CPU Goddess and made your name even more cyan.
    
    Dec 3, 2021
    
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  3. Cyan
    And I couldn't have done it without the help of my-- aww, hell. Sexual Tyrannosaurus did it for me.
    
    Dec 3, 2021
    
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3. Kong
  >Still shitposting on the moon
  >On the moon
  How do the WMDs look up there?
  
  Jul 13, 2018
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  2. Glaive
    Squirtle confirmed Ideas Man 3
    
    Jul 14, 2018
    
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  3. flowers for sonichu
    Professor Bill did too much yay and genetically engineered the WMD dropping Whale
    
    Nov 4, 2018
    
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4. QuiltGuilt
  Y u no radioactive?
  
  May 9, 2018
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  3. Anya
    Because cuck.
    
    May 9, 2018
    
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  4. Liquid Squirtle
    You're getting it wrong. It's the CIA that glows in the dark
    
    May 9, 2018
    
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  5. ToroidalBoat
    Because he's in the Inner Party?
    
    May 9, 2018
5. ShinyMetalAss
  *Throws matzah balls and shits self*
  
  May 2, 2018
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6. Uncle Frank
  It's ironic that you have the Jew avatar when @Glaive is the real Jew around here.
  
  May 2, 2018
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  2. Glaive
    With Jews, you win!
    
    May 3, 2018
    
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7. CIAStoreOwner
  The goyim know, let's kick their ass!
  
  Apr 29, 2018
  2. Uncle Frank
    SHALOM, MOTHERFUCKER!
    
    Apr 30, 2018
8. Uncle Frank
  What's the painting in your profile pic?
  
  Apr 24, 2018
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  2. Liquid Squirtle
    It's of all things Roland the Farter. Somehow ended up reading into the guy and triggered @BadHabits so hard because he got 30 acres and a mule as a court jester for doing one jump, one whistle, and one fart once a year at Christmas. It just kinda stuck.
    
    Apr 26, 2018
  3. Liquid Squirtle
    ...and now it's not.
    
    Apr 29, 2018
9. flowers for sonichu
  It'd ironic that cackyjack would make a thread on hirtes because he has spent the last two years screeching at various kiwis on twitter under multiple socks just like hirtes
  
  Jan 17, 2018
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  3. Uncle Frank
    He keeps trying to use me as a mailman between him and everybody else on discord lol
    
    Jan 19, 2018
    
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  4. flowers for sonichu
    Did you tell him to go brush himself?
    
    Jan 19, 2018
    
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  5. Uncle Frank
    I told him to get fucked. He didn't chimp tho.
    
    Jan 19, 2018
    
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10. NAITCHA BAH
  Far be it from me to question an admin, but on a forum with 900+ people dedicated to discussing Chris, isn't it a little counter-productive to pin a thread saying not to discuss Chris too in-depth?
  
  Jan 6, 2018
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  3. NAITCHA BAH
    Got it. You make a good point, Glaive.
    
    Jan 7, 2018
  4. Glaive
    Cheers lad, I don't think that point is highlighted enough so I'll go ahead and add it to the pinned post. Because otherwise like you said we wouldn't want it to come off as going against "no detail to minor".
    
    Jan 7, 2018
  5. Liquid Squirtle
    Yeah, I probably should have emphasized what Glaive said a bit more when I made that post. An inane Idea Guy post isn't going to have the same value as Chris at a con or the Christmas video. Yet it gets the same sort of analysis. No shit is too minor but not all shit is the same, really.
    
    Jan 9, 2018
11. Liquid Squirtle
  Goddammit why are so many of my posts essays?
  
  Sep 15, 2017
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  2. Kong
    I believe we define this as "going full Jaimas."
    
    Sep 16, 2017
    
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  3. Uncle Frank
    I guess you have a lot to say?
    
    Sep 16, 2017
    
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  4. Glaive
    ése's essay
    
    Sep 16, 2017
    
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12. meearmph
  CWCki broke
  
  Aug 14, 2017
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  2. Anya
    1) cwcki.club has no jurisdiction over sonichu.com
    2) UNDERAGE.
    
    Aug 15, 2017
    
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  3. Glaive
    Rekt
    
    Aug 16, 2017
    
    CWCki Jeff, Galhox Ladyankles, Liquid Squirtle and 1 other person like this.
13. flossman
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY WATER TURTLE
  
  Jul 9, 2017
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14. MillenniumStar
  Good to see you're still in this business.
  
  Jan 26, 2017
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15. Member 72
  Have a good 2017. Thanks for sticking this forum around.
  
  Jan 22, 2017
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16. Blank
  Wazzup, boss.
  
  Jan 21, 2017
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17. Member 72
  Detective Gumshoe + Squirtle Squad
  
  May 2, 2016
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18. Liquid Squirtle
  That's a big twinkie.
  
  Apr 13, 2016
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  2. bungholio
    I have seen shit that will turn you white.
    
    Apr 13, 2016
    
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19. Galhox Ladyankles
  This one time... I tried making an apple pie... But I ran out of apples... So I used potatoes instead...
  it wasn't very good
  
  Apr 1, 2016
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20. Galhox Ladyankles
  byeah
  
  Mar 29, 2016
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