FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance for bills

A-logs might not be the right word, but it does troll the Chris community.
Everytime, without fail, Chris receives a large sum of money, like the DStecks incident, the house fire care package, or the general sale of Chris crap, everyone has to lose their minds and scream "Don't give Chris money!" KF had to make, I think, 3 threads containing the "should people give Chris money?" debate. It was like a shitzillion pages of "Don't give Chris money!" "You're hurting him in the long run." Vs. "Let people do what they want with their money." "I can't think of a bigger charity case than Chris (actual KF user quote.) "That money could go to actual people in need." Vs. "I didn't realize every spare dollar I make must go to charity."
People write novellas that sum up to "Chris should get a job." THEN we have to debate if Chris is even employable anymore. It divides the community into a giant autistic slap fight of the unstoppable force against an immovable object, where people get actually mad that the other side won't agree with them. @Hellblazer can confirm all of this.
So congratulations guy who bought the shirt, you've easily triggered KF once again.

 

Point taken there yeah

 

The way I sum it up:
The tards who take shit to seriously will be the ones to go "ZOMG, WHY DID U GIVE CHRIS MONEY?"
While the more rational, logical people will just go "Hah, fucking ween spent 25k on a shirt, dumbass...."

 

Logical? Chris community? You're a rare breed my friend.
I mean, if spending 25000 dollars to watch autistics on the Internet scream at each other is your thing than OK, it's not mine but whatever.
BTW do we even know if the sale is legit yet or not?

 

I mean, I'm not going to lose sleep over whatever ween supposedly dropped that much money. In terms of shit to get angry about, that's not my top 100.

 

While I laugh at the ween who spent 25k on a biohazard if he did buy it, I do get irritated at the fact that it will enable chris to keep up these dull, moronic e begging attempts/scams.

 

I don't give a shit that some idiot and their money are so easily parted.
If anything, I'm more interested in Chris than I have been in ages, because I'm just waiting to see which treasured childhood relic he's going to flog next.
SheCameForCWC for $50k? One of Patty's bones? Chris might actually be the first lolcow to successfully bill his trolls for content.

 

Patti's skeleton though?

 

If the price was right...

 

He is really fucked up if he is going to sell the bones of someone he loved

 

I don't think Chris is *that* screwed up that he'd dig up Patti's bones and sell them.

And besides, wasn't Patti basically the dog that Chris loved more then life itself when he was growing up? I can't see him ever parting with her corpse, no matter what any weens/trolls would offer for her.

 

The thing is, the fact that someone has paid $25,000 has opened up a whole new realm of possibilities. I never thought that would happen, I'm sure nobody else did. We now have a degree of uncertainty as to how deep this person's wallet is.
What if Chris got offered $100,000 for one of Patti's ribs? It's just bones. Patti won't care.

 

Which brings up an interesting philosophical point: Is it only weening if you're failing to troll Chris and pissing the rest of us off in the process or if you're failing to troll anybody (no matter how minor) in the CWC cult?

 

The reason why people get angry over Chris stuff is obvious: it's trollshielding. If you do a quick username search on most of the people who rage over stuff Chris does, you'll find that they do shit that is just as cringworthy. Case in point:

A YouTube user named Greenaum would frequently show up in the comments section for Chris's videos just to berate him. When asked to calm the fuck down, he gave the traditional A-Log response of "Y DON'T U KWIT WHITEKNIGHTING SINCE U N LUV WIF CHRIS N WNAT HIZ BENT DUCK!!!" It turns out that Greenaum would go to gay bars and rim dudes he just met. When called out about it, he tried to defend himself by saying that rimming dudes is what healthy adults do.

Another YouTube user named Henry Panfil would actually make death threats towards Chris, then say that anyone who didn't hate Chris this much was basically screaming "NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!" to Chris.

This guy made 11 or 12 Tweets to Chris in one day. Yeah, THAT doesn't scream "NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!"

Now, as far as A-Logging over financial stuff, this is also trollshielding but for different reasons. Many of the people who A-Log over Chris's finances probably also live with their families and don't have jobs. The fact that Chris can get $25k and they can't makes these people have to face a cold, hard fact in the face: they are bigger losers than Chris.

 

I second this. I second this HARD
it's really not like this huge cash injection will make any difference. Chris will, as usual, blow it all on stuff that he certainty doesn't need and probably doesn't want, only to drag another relic of fail and sell it for obscene prices where it will, as usual, be bought by some thirsty ween with an autism fetish.

This is the way chris has been for years now, An autistic ouroboros, a snake eating its own dirty crapped briefs. And chances are, he won't be changing for quite some time.
Just sit back and enjoy the show while its still running.

 

......Wait, what?

 

Chris's hatedom is equal parts fascinating and tragic.

 

There's nothing wrong with rimming dudes...I mean, unless they're complete strangers to you (which they were, in this case). Or are Chris and have DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

But, I think, for our viewers at home, you or someone else should describe in painstaking detail what "rimming" is. I don't think everyone is quite familiar with the art.

 

I never did it, but I know what it is;
you lick someone's asshole to pleasure them