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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Having fun isn't hard when you got the autism card
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    wow, Chris managed to follow instructions and not screw it up
    I wonder if he's still in the group home
     
  3. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, to be fair, they probably had to drug him into submission
     
  4. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    If they're not in a group home, I'm going to scream.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    And yet the cryptid didn't really get away with it.

     
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  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I think Barb might not have been cooperating, who else thinks Barb might not have been cooperating?
     
  7. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Tbh I dont think Chris got away with it completely in the sense that It's completely wrecked his life but god damn sonichu really does have the mandate of heaven
     
  8. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris's case being dismissed doesn't repair the biggest harm to chris's life though, being barred from 14 Branchland.
    His home and hoard are still beyond his sweaty grasp.
     
  9. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Where the heck is he even living now?
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Richmond.
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    So the most recent Chris sightings have been in Bedford, VA, which means he's living about 100 miles from 14 BC. Looks like he hasn't moved back in with Barb after all. Sightings might also slow down since Bedford is not as populated as Richmond is.
     
  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he's close to Lynchburg
    Bedford has fewer than 7,000 people, which is bigger than Ruckersville, but still small
     
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What an ugly sounding name for a place. :confused:
     
  14. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Over on KF it's been said that the "Love Quest" is finally over.
     
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  16. John_doe26

    John_doe26 There was once a time when everything was fine

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris, even back with Megan, had problems keeping his hands to himself
    I'm guessing that's his aide
    I hope that poor woman gets a big bonus and a long vacation after her assignment with Chris :feels:
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also on KF they're jokingly calling her the "state appointed girlfriend". o_O
     
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  19. Congratulations

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  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Even without trying to get to Barb and years after the attraction sign, Chris manages to be creepy to a woman.

    They really think it's gonna be over? One would of thought it ended after the last fake girlfriend or in a more darker and disgusting way, after what happened to Barb.


    I would of thought it was over long ago after Chris gave up on getting a girlfriend and settling on being a CPU Goddess.