Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

IIRC the government has to provide housing for up to 30 days after his release
so it's likely he's in some sort of government provided housing, preferably one that has experience dealing with mentally ill people and sex offenders

 

So in other words, the "Group Hotel"* can be home to the kind of people also found in the "Jail of Fail"?

*(as @Henry Bemis put it)

 

I can’t imagine the group home options in rural VA are great.

 

Yeah, usually with group homes the staff tend to be overworked and underpaid, I wonder if a group home worker at the group home that Chris is in when he is there and therefore is no longer bound by HIPAA because they quit their job afterwards if they would reveal what Chris was like in the group home or something. Probably wishful thinking.

 

oh god oh fuck

 

That's a good summary of Christory in four words since at least 2014.

 

How long until we see people impersonating Chris online?

 

I'm sure someone's already posted on Reddit claiming to be Chris. They'll get found out pretty quickly (or should I say CWCly).

 

I think it's usually pretty easy to spot a Chris impersonator because he has such a distinct style of writing that's very hard to replicate. Plus, many impersonators will insert stuff that Chris obviously wouldn't say, like references to old memes.

 

Old "Tale of Fail" memes like "JULAY" or old memes like "I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER"?

Spoiler

(#20000 lol)

 

Probably stuff from Classic Chris like ‘I’M WORKIN ON IT’, ‘but during the Stone Age…’, Pickle Man and Fanta. Basically stuff weens know thanks to the documentary but that Chris doesn’t acknowledge unless he absolutely has to.

 

Won't be long before unfunny weens and other assorted dumb-asses go after Chris in a trolling attempt to be the next Clyde Cash.

 

attempted conversion to Islam...

 

But in person without the state saying no letters to Chris.

 

hey @Minimal Effort

What if that release from the Jail of Fail is an SCP fail?

 

So Chris has been "out" for about four or five days and there has been radio silence on the whole Twitter/YouTube/Etsy front where you'd expect to see Chris, there's a possibility he's keeping quite because his lawyer told him to but I suspect he doesn't have access to these website. If Chris really is in a mental hospital or a halfway house for intellectually disabled adults sex offenders it would make a lot of sense with the lack of posting and would explain the whole suddenly-Chris's-now-"released" thing given he was denied bail. If Chis was allowed to go home I think we would have heard about it by now, then again perhpas Chris is staying off the web for a some time until the heat gets off him (which it won't).

 

Almost certain he's been blocked from accessing the internet by whatever situation he's been put into. We know he doesn't have the discipline to stay offline.