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Chris is out - Cryptid Saga

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Cyan, Mar 29, 2023.

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Chris is out.

  1. Ew.

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  2. Thanks, but we already know.

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  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I'm not moving your "this should be it's own thread" posts.

    Go ahead and keep talking about Chris being released from jail. Also you can speculate about him being in a halfway house, but don't take it as fact unless evidence comes up.
     
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IIRC the government has to provide housing for up to 30 days after his release
    so it's likely he's in some sort of government provided housing, preferably one that has experience dealing with mentally ill people and sex offenders
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    So in other words, the "Group Hotel"* can be home to the kind of people also found in the "Jail of Fail"?

    *(as @Henry Bemis put it)
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I can’t imagine the group home options in rural VA are great.
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yeah, usually with group homes the staff tend to be overworked and underpaid, I wonder if a group home worker at the group home that Chris is in when he is there and therefore is no longer bound by HIPAA because they quit their job afterwards if they would reveal what Chris was like in the group home or something. Probably wishful thinking.
     
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  6. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    • oh me oh my
    oh god oh fuck
     
  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    That's a good summary of Christory in four words since at least 2014.
     
  8. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    How long until we see people impersonating Chris online?
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I'm sure someone's already posted on Reddit claiming to be Chris. They'll get found out pretty quickly (or should I say CWCly).
     
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  10. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    I think it's usually pretty easy to spot a Chris impersonator because he has such a distinct style of writing that's very hard to replicate. Plus, many impersonators will insert stuff that Chris obviously wouldn't say, like references to old memes.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Old "Tale of Fail" memes like "JULAY" or old memes like "I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER"?

    (#20000 lol)
     
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  12. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Probably stuff from Classic Chris like ‘I’M WORKIN ON IT’, ‘but during the Stone Age…’, Pickle Man and Fanta. Basically stuff weens know thanks to the documentary but that Chris doesn’t acknowledge unless he absolutely has to.
     
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  13. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Won't be long before unfunny weens and other assorted dumb-asses go after Chris in a trolling attempt to be the next Clyde Cash.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    attempted conversion to Islam... o_O
     
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  15. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    But in person without the state saying no letters to Chris.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    hey @Minimal Effort

    What if that release from the Jail of Fail is an SCP fail?
     
  17. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Ah yes, the old "trolling in real life" attempt should go great.
    Yeah chris is fucked, Rip
     
  18. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    So Chris has been "out" for about four or five days and there has been radio silence on the whole Twitter/YouTube/Etsy front where you'd expect to see Chris, there's a possibility he's keeping quite because his lawyer told him to but I suspect he doesn't have access to these website. If Chris really is in a mental hospital or a halfway house for intellectually disabled adults sex offenders it would make a lot of sense with the lack of posting and would explain the whole suddenly-Chris's-now-"released" thing given he was denied bail. If Chis was allowed to go home I think we would have heard about it by now, then again perhpas Chris is staying off the web for a some time until the heat gets off him (which it won't).
     
  19. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Almost certain he's been blocked from accessing the internet by whatever situation he's been put into. We know he doesn't have the discipline to stay offline.
     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Either this or he just doesn't have a device. I know he had his phone when he was arrested but if his phone bill hasn't been paid, and he doesn't have access to anywhere with wifi, or the phone itself just died in the two years he was locked up, it may be a while before he finds his way back online. Phones have gotten far more expensive since he got arrested just like everything else has.