YouTube 11-18-2018 : Chris is an All-Star ... and Naked

I have no fucking clue if this is related to the merge but I just had the fear of god strike into me.

Video is unavailable but thank god it is. I caught this before Chris deleted the tweet.

 

I made a relevant effort post about 5 months ago concerning what will happen to Chris going forward, this is an extract:

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Really this is just gonna be the cycle from now on. There's no point keeping track its just too depressing.

 

Actually it's been reuploaded over on the Farms: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/

 

why would you do this.

i felt happiness for one moment to think nobody saved the video.

 

Does this warrant it's own thread? I kinda feel like it does since its clearly either someone new fucking with Chris or Chris has actually lost his mind; though at the same time if we make a new thread solely for this are we any better then the farms? Then again has it stopped us before?

 

I agree with the guys on the Farms. We need to Nuke Ruckersville. Now.

 

Simple: I know this forum has a few masochists.

 

I have proof that is this an old video:

Spoiler: SFW Comparison

If we assume that this video hasn't already been leaked, this is what must have happened:
1. IG hacked Chris' twitter. Its hard to say how secure Chris' twitter is, some of the heads of KF are monitoring it but that can only go so far. If history is anything to go by IG could have easily made contact with Chris though an alt account and Chris, also through and alt account, gave them his password.

2. One of the heads of KF though contact with IG or having already acquired the file, logged into Chris' twitter and posted the tweet. I don't know anyone over at KF to make a judgment call but concerning people who follow Chris are not always the greatest of people morally and ethically its not too hard believe someone would this. Even you trust them, people often act irrationally. Whats to say someone who feels cheated at life isn't going to take it out on someone else, especially over the internet. It a possibly, that's all I'm saying, and how easy is it to simply pin it on IG and avoid any blame.

3. Chris himself posed the tweet. This isn't very likely though he would likely have the video file. The tweet doesn't read like something Chris would wright, it also refers to Chris in the third person with a lower case "c" nonetheless. Do I think Chris is self-aware enough to write in a style outside of his own, no way, his sock accounts are proof enough of that. Why bother bringing it up? Chris once again may be being extorted and whoever it is forcing Chris to revile such images.

It is more then likely it is none of these but only time will tell.

 

I don't whether to fucking vomit or just laugh at this, man. This is basically the sequel to For Julie's Eyes Only...

 

It's a weird coincidence that Kiwis were posting CWC-themed parodies of "All-Star" DAYS before the video was posted.

 

The likeliest scenario is that one of the people who is currently influencing Chris offline (it's suspected that someone in the "Teen Troon Squad" is posing as Magi-Chan IRL and may have Chris' Twitter password,) posted this "as Magi-Chan."
EDIT: According to Marv, the video was filmed at Wise+Boyd's request between October 2017 and April 2018, so it's old content.

It's widely believed that the Teen Troon Squad monitors KF, so it's fairly likely that they saw what the folks over there were doing and "suggested" to Chris that he make the video.

Also, making this its own thread.

 

I was not one of them.

Remember me fondly.

 

I was hoping this would be the sequel to CWC's Flying Elephants.
I am deeply disappointed.

 

The CWCki Club is also detective agency.

 

Well, at least it's not as long as Chris's original sex tape.

 

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll Chris.

And it certainly has.

 

loose cannon cop who doesnt play by the rules or hardboiled noire?

 

Oh definitely hardboiled noire.

 

Maybe he took those donations and got himself some implants?