YouTube 11-18-2018 : Chris is an All-Star ... and Naked

Boy I sure have seen Chris's penis a whole lot of times.

 

That woman is jerking her dick pretty hard, it’s gonna go crooked.

 

Come to think of it fingering his "good and beautiful" china (assuming he didn't let it heal) would have been more plausible than jerking his duck.

 

How did Chris wind up calling his dick a duck anyway?

 

I figured it was one of those things children do where they call certain things (i.e genitalia) they think are inappropriate something phonetically similar (i.e pickles, ducks, China, etc), and since Chris is a man-child...yeah.

 

Chris hated even saying the word dick ever since the early days. He was so adverse to even saying a euphemism for penis because he thought even saying the word would invite in 'teh gay thoughts' so he tried inventing his own euphemisms that would allow him to be comfortable... even though no one outside of our autistic asses would understand what he's saying.

 

Imagine being so deep(ly unaware) in the closet that even referring to your own sex's genitalia makes you gay.

 

There's a limit to what the human mind can process.

Nah, really. I can understand why a young child might hesitate at saying a word for penis, like the threat of corporal punishment from more conservative parents (which chris had for sure). And as we all know, chris never grew mentally beyond a 12 year old at most. These days I'd agree that he's devolved to an even younger age.

 

He hates his duck so much but can’t stop jerking it or sticking it in inanimate objects...or drinking what comes out of it.

 

Sigmund Freud is spinning in his grave right now.

 

Honestly Chris would make Freud give up psychology completely because of the sheer challenge of trying to make sense of how his brain works

 

Some body once told me Sonichu would troll me. I ain't the happiest man on the net. I was looking kinda dumb with my brower X click under my thumb and a look of shame on my fore head.....

 

Looks like four more videos of Chris masturbating were leaked. There are all from the same session as the last video that was leaked. I don't think I'll gain anything from watching them, so I'll pass. The videos supposedly were leaked by one of the TTS which is confusing because they were made for IG, did Chris keep the files? I have no idea how the TTS could have those videos unless Chris gave it to them, it's not hard to believe, after all they bought his rule 34.

 

From what I've read Chris pisses on the floor for 30 seconds then proceeds to "have sex" with an invisible Magi-Chan (cowgirl style) whilst jerking his flaccid duck. Since it's more of the same fodder from the last leak I'm taking @One Too Many 's advice and giving it a pass.

 

When it comes to Chris the real thing is always worse than the mental image.

 

for what purpose

 

This should've been used as his Shrek Retold scene.