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1/22/17: Chris reaches out to Barron Trump

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by NotAriel, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    It gets better
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    Looks like Chris is becoming more incoherent and mentally deficient without the looming threat of Null and Kiwifarms.

    Chris' most likely thought to himself, "well, at least she doesn't know or think I'm a pervert", which, if true, is funny because Chris does not understand the nuances of language.
     
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  2. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Holy shit, so much autistic burning!
     
  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    "75 year old grandma" let that sink in for a moment.
     
  4. Hollywood Hulk Hogan

    Hollywood Hulk Hogan nWo 4 LyFe Real American

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    I like how Chris threw his blatant "MEN ARE EVIL" thing in there, too
     
  5. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    You have a choice on which role model to listen to, Barron:

    A) Your own father, a multibillionaire businessman, and is now essentially emperor of the world. His wealth and power secures you and several future generations for letting you do whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life.

    B) An overly paranoid, autistic, manbaby-lady ogre that lives with his mother well into in his 30s, shits his pants, and does nothing. He wants you take care of him and play with cat-pissed Legos forever and ever.

    Trump is the father Chris will never have.
     
  6. I Am Honor Roll

    I Am Honor Roll That puts a crampers in my pampers.

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    Barron uses moisturizer made from the caviar of prehistoric fish. He plays Pokemon Go by having illegals dress up as Pikachu and chases after them with drones. Barron just hit on my mom, and when I said it was weird, he broke my nose with a blackjack. Then he hi-fived me. Because white people.

    Chris's creeper message is somewhat of a moot point.
     
  7. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

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    I love how he honestly assumes the son of the President of the United States is gonna take the advice of an aging autstic tranny to heart, let alone actually read the damned post. Good to see he's still got all that unwarranted self-importance.
     
  8. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Oh my god Chris telling off waterman what a legend hahahaha
     
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  9. Elaine Benes

    Elaine Benes New Member

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    My favorites are the ones that are conceived in such a roundabout way that they barely make any sense, like "navy."
     
  10. I Am Honor Roll

    I Am Honor Roll That puts a crampers in my pampers.

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    Regardless of how anyone feels about Trump, nobody can deny he loves the shit out of his kids.
     
  11. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Especially Ivanka...;)
     
  12. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    A daughter that Chris will never have.
     
  13. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    Goddamn, the autistic salt must flow, mustn't it, Tranny Grandma? I'm just sad we didn't get this in a "salute to the past/"hey there ladies"/bad play station music" video. Dammit.
     
  14. Branchland Ct HOA

    Branchland Ct HOA Active Member

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    This letter gives much insight to why Chris nearly failed english.
     
  15. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Yes, and unlike Trump, if Chris had a daughter, the accusations and rumors of incest would actually be true.
     
  16. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    "If I weren't married, and you know, her father, perhaps I'd be tribbing her... Hm, yeah."
     
  17. Toussaint

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    I'm just surprised Chris didn't outright attack the kid on his post
     
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  18. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    It's sad Chris is so self centered and unimaginative, you already know what it'll say before you read it, then for a whim you say let's see what cluster fuck Chris shit out, with a small part of you hoping, Chris may have done something kind.

    He's writing a letter to a child, about himself and how bad he has it. Sure, there have been death threats to Baron's father, protests etc, but, he just can't understand the true suffering Chris has because Baron can afford Legos.
     
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  19. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    If Baron reads his letter he might think: "I'm not playing with legos, I'm too old for it."
     
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    Cybernetic Saladin New Member

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