1/22/17: Chris reaches out to Barron Trump

The Manchild always differs from the parent.

 

Really makes you think.

 

The only thing worse then being a target for Cyberbullying is being a target for Chris.

 

It made me think about how long it took him to type that out.

 

I'm sure Barron has read that entire post, and will now murder his father and Mike Pence. Hillary will take over as President and adopt both he and Chris.

 

What? Why would an incredibly wealthy 12-year-old care about some backwoods hick autist from Virginia?

I love how Chris tries to butter up to kids who are wiser than he'll ever be. Like how he was when he thought he was talking to Savannah.

"Sweetie, you don't know no better. You're innocent and I'll tell you allllll about you're Big Uncle Chris."

 

Chris you dolt - you should've asked Barron if he would want to buy your mom's lawnmower.

 

I'm just saying, Trump fathered Barron somewhere around 60. That a few years older than even Bob when he fathered Chris. Thus, there is a non-zero chance that Barron will end up being an autistic tomgirl, female soul stuck in a darn dirty male body. Barron probably already has a Sonic OC tbh fam. Chris could be a very influential figure to the young Barron if that's the case. I look forward to watching him advise Barron in the coming years.

 

Maybe Trump's been through here during his Googling of himself, or had one of his many admin do it, who knows.

 

It's kinda sweet until you realize Barron only has eight years before Christine officially recognizes him as a JERK!

 

He's screwed if he gets diagnosed with aspergers during that time. Chris won't ever offer him advice again.

 

Chris thinks he has the high road to be giving life advice to Barron? He's been praying for the boy's father to drop dead or be murdered for the past two months.

I like how Chris constantly thinks he's finally outsmarted the trolls. It was just last year that he re-enacted JULAAAY for them...

It's funny how he thinks "trolling stupids" is a clever way to insult trolls. It just reads as he's one of the stupid people they're trying to troll. Also, he needs to add Barb's number to his list. She's the worst troll of all.

 

"Sonichu_82 said: I want you to stick my medallion up my ass while I scream JUUUUULLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYY" Then he'll mace Chris Hansen and demand he not call anybody.

 

Well, at least Chris won't lose his job like certain idiot over a tweet aimed at Barron.
Anyway, I just noticed that Barron and Chris probably share the same mental age and that's all they could probably have ever in common. Unless Barron likes Transformers I guess.

 

So much for my theory that CWC calmed down after the inaguration.

 

tl;dr

Chris is dumb. News at 11.

 

Even so, he won't die alone and intellectually unvalidated like Chris.
Chris always mentions these so called people he's met face to face yet few of them comment on his stuff and the people from impulse unfriended him.

Also, Chris thinks he had the upper hand with trolls when he was brainwashed into hating Trump.

I bet Chris thinks that Barron will respond with kindnes, so that afterward, Chris can beg for money to purchase his own Lego distribution plant.

The perpetrator was apprehended several miles from the Whitehouse with dildoes made of Legos and a copy of "MLP: Hung Stallions" he intended to use on his randevous with little Trump.