Phil brags about Australatina being bigger than CWCVille

In the map Toroidal posted, Australatina is about where the Titanic sunk.
C'mon Phil, show a little respect.

 

Speaking of, there is no way prickly pears would grow outside of cultivation if Australatina is remotely as far north as it is on the map. Prickly pears feature heavily in the iconography of the made up country and show up in the few drawings we see at ground level. Australatina would be far more like Scotland than Mexico or Cuba in terms of climate.

 

ADF did 4/14?

 

Damn it man you're fighting over fictional space

 

The best part of Phil's hate boner is Christian probably has no idea who or what he is much less even remember him.

 

The real kicker is that Australatina IS bigger than CWCVille. Australatina is around the size of Alaska whilst CWCVille is a city in Virginia.

 

Yeah but CWCville is American whilst Australatina is commie
STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE

 

I don't follow this ADF but he sure seems to be one-upping Chris. In retardedness

 

ADF is just bootleg Chris. Except more violent.

 

wasnt aware this was a dick measuring contest

agreed.

also this ADF is speaking hymns to a horse at this point.

 

Found it:

 

Australatina is 13 square inches and can only hold 1/4 of a phil. Unless hes drawn an silhouette of Australtina on the floor so he can pretend to actually be in Australatina

 

IIRC, ADF likes to pretend "the Spudcave" (that apartment) is its' own country.

 

The thing is Chris put more detail and effort into his setting than Phil. Phil at most did some population and industry statistics for the country, since he gives more of a shit about those than anything interesting and he only ever did that when stressed. Chris though has enough details to make a (bad-good) story behind it.

When the OG Cow has a better mythos than you, you probably should just do a flip.

 

Mostly I'm impressed Phil is still some how alive. At this point, it's got past funny even past tragic, just confusing how after all these years and self inflicted struggles he can keep his hate boner for Chris. He can't keep a house, can't keep a job, a gender, a persona, etc but he can still feel he's better than Chris.

It's like Moby dick but with way more tattoos and autism. Phil is probably one of my favorite cows for his grudge holding over lies.

 

Iconoclast has held a grudge over a (perceived) wrong that really happened since around 1997 -- getting kicked off a school paper and expelled from a university.

ADF has held a grudge over an incident that didn't even happen: "Daddy Rape Day" of 1997. For asspats.