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Phil brags about Australatina being bigger than CWCVille

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Princess Celestia, Mar 24, 2017.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    In the map Toroidal posted, Australatina is about where the Titanic sunk.
    C'mon Phil, show a little respect.
     
  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Speaking of, there is no way prickly pears would grow outside of cultivation if Australatina is remotely as far north as it is on the map. Prickly pears feature heavily in the iconography of the made up country and show up in the few drawings we see at ground level. Australatina would be far more like Scotland than Mexico or Cuba in terms of climate.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    ADF did 4/14?
     
  4. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Would ginger root grow there?
     
  5. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Damn it man you're fighting over fictional space
     
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  6. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    The best part of Phil's hate boner is Christian probably has no idea who or what he is much less even remember him.
     
  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The real kicker is that Australatina IS bigger than CWCVille. Australatina is around the size of Alaska whilst CWCVille is a city in Virginia.
     
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  8. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but CWCville is American whilst Australatina is commie
    STARS AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND SICKLE
     
  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I don't follow this ADF but he sure seems to be one-upping Chris. In retardedness
     
  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    ADF is just bootleg Chris. Except more violent.
     
  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    A Chris downloaded from Limewire with a shitload of malware.
     
  12. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    wasnt aware this was a dick measuring contest

    agreed.

    also this ADF is speaking hymns to a horse at this point.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Found it:
     
  14. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    But Mississippi is still real even if it's in the competition for 50th worst state in the nation each and every year, Phil.

    Stick to insulting other made up locales like CWCville as you get further over the hill from now on.
     
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  15. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Australatina is 13 square inches and can only hold 1/4 of a phil. Unless hes drawn an silhouette of Australtina on the floor so he can pretend to actually be in Australatina
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    IIRC, ADF likes to pretend "the Spudcave" (that apartment) is its' own country.
     
  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    While everyone else likes to pretend that it's his quarantine cell.
     
  18. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

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    The thing is Chris put more detail and effort into his setting than Phil. Phil at most did some population and industry statistics for the country, since he gives more of a shit about those than anything interesting and he only ever did that when stressed. Chris though has enough details to make a (bad-good) story behind it.

    When the OG Cow has a better mythos than you, you probably should just do a flip.
     
  19. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Mostly I'm impressed Phil is still some how alive. At this point, it's got past funny even past tragic, just confusing how after all these years and self inflicted struggles he can keep his hate boner for Chris. He can't keep a house, can't keep a job, a gender, a persona, etc but he can still feel he's better than Chris.

    It's like Moby dick but with way more tattoos and autism. Phil is probably one of my favorite cows for his grudge holding over lies.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Iconoclast has held a grudge over a (perceived) wrong that really happened since around 1997 -- getting kicked off a school paper and expelled from a university.

    ADF has held a grudge over an incident that didn't even happen: "Daddy Rape Day" of 1997. For asspats.
     
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