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Phil brags about Australatina being bigger than CWCVille

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Princess Celestia, Mar 24, 2017.

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  1. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    In the middle of is re-posting his e-begging, Phil took the time to point out his superiority. Here we seek how much larger ADF's made up country is compared to Chris-chan's made up city
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    He must be very proud.
     
    Princess Celestia, Mar 24, 2017
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's not even the first time ADF claimed superiority over making up a bigger pretend country. Once ADF bragged just how much bigger the imaginary population of Australatina was compared to CWCville.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 24, 2017
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    Comparing a made-up hick town to a made-up country is just as goofy as comparing apples to oranges. What a dingus.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

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    Notice how the table that stuff is on is covered in maps. ADF really likes maps.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 24, 2017
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    Narnia and Middle-earth are much larger than ADF's autistic little country, the books based on those fictional worlds made millions for their creators, and CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien, besides being good friends, were two of the greatest intellectuals of their time.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Mar 24, 2017
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    George Lucas and Gene Roddenberry invented fictional worlds consisting of entire galaxies.
     
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  7. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Also George Lucas made Star Wars which takes place in a big ass galaxy. Its also made billions where I'm sure ADF's squalid micro-nation hasn't paid for the paper hes drawn it on.
    Edit: man one millisecond too late. GG ToroidalBoat
     
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    The point being - Roddenberry, Tolkien and Lewis are remembered as great visionaries decades after their deaths, the same will be true of Lucas when he passes, but ADF will live in obscurity outside of these weirdo following forums.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Mar 24, 2017
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  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I approve of this petty squabble about imaginary shit two autistic retards thought up to feel important in life.
     
    Very Honest Content, Mar 24, 2017
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  10. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Yeah well, The Democratic Republic of Pibotistan (formerly Pikonia) is bigger.
    It also has a better nuclear program, a completely sustainable energy program, the highest rated international scoring math and engineering students, and are planning a manned mission to Venus by 2036.
    Yeah, we can play pretend too.
     
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    It's not even a squabble. Chris makes something up, and ADF sees the perceived need to one-up Chris, who doesn't even notice ADF. Like when referring to welfare as a "battleship" because Chris calls it a "tugboat."

    It's like I said over at KF:
     
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    If Phil can't even handle his own finances, how can he handle a country that large?

    CWCville may be small (20.5 km by 10.3 km), but the city of Aurria is even smaller! 10 km by 10 km, take that Phil!
    ...wait, I went the wrong way, didn't I?
     
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  13. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Actually Phil has never been the ruler of his little made up country. You have to wonder if he even can imagine being a mayor or president.
     
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    For some reason that role went to J.Lo., the woman who started the "Latinx" fixation in the first place. Reminds me of how CWC made the secretary become the mayor of CWCville while becoming some undefined role. Well, undefined to us, that is.

    Also I think ADF's role in the Australatina government is some undefined role (to us) as well -- "La Pantera" -- some kind of military mercenary. Other than that, and unlike CWCville, Australatina doesn't really have any individual characters. It seems like it's just a faceless commie regime oppressing a faceless citizenry and especially oppressing the faceless white people in a land full of street signs and volcanoes.

    Like someone said on KF, CwCville is more relatable -- and therefore better -- than Australatina. ADF can't grasp that and thinks it's size that matters.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    While I do agree CWC remains unaware most likely of Phil's flailing, there is this to still have to contend with;



    "When you diss me, when you diss Sonichu, when you diss Rosechu and when you diss every single...citizen of the City of CWCville...as, uh, every single individual even including CWCville, you are dissing CWCville. And when you diss CWCville you disfi-, you diss every "C-ville" within these United States.

    I patriotic, why you think I started with a red, white and blue shirt? And to continue further, when you diss the C-villes, not only do you d-, not only do you diss every single one, but you diss the most important one that I have grown fond of, even though I live just a few miles away from it, Charlottesville, Virginia. And I will not stand idly by and let the strong, supportive, honest citizens within the city of Charlottesville be dissed...by...the damn trolls in the relation when you diss Sonichu and Rosechu. Very, they were original pure ideas, but then you have to go suck the fun out of it, tell me it was all wrong. You do not diss anybody!

    And when you diss Sonichu, Rosechu, me, you diss Charlottesville, Virginia! 'Cause CWCville, and Charlottesville, both in the state of Virginia, are...top two C-villes within the state of Virginia.

    I am an honest citizen. I am sick of being portrayed wrongly. And I will not stand idly by whi-, by lettin' ho-, by lettin' the me, the one citizen, be portrayed wrongly amongst all the other citizens who in relation can be p'trayed, [sigh] about just as bad.

    I'll be damned if I let anybody else go down, out of the wrong reasons, by any Internet, any person on the Internet. I am a patriotic American, I am proud to be a near-citizen of Charlottesville, Virginia, and I am proud not, not only of all that, to be a "C-villian"...of both...Charlottesville...and CWCville."

    So whether Chris knows it or not, Phil is making this personal just by trying to compare sizes IMO.
     
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  16. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Given some of Phil's other recent facebook postings, I have to wonder if Phil even keeps up with CWC. I wonder how'd he react if he found CWCVille has become even more of a liberal wonder land than Australatina.
     
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  17. fleshy sanik

    fleshy sanik sanik is NOT blue

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    Very true, it is not the size of your autistic dreamland that matters, it is how you use it.

    Hell, even chris has made thousands of dollars on cwcville. It is way more successful
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    CWCville still wins because it's in America.

    Die, commies.
     
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  19. ToroidalBoat

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    It wasn't intended to be a micronation. I put this map together awhile back (because I was bored) and posted it on Kiwi Farms to show just how big ADF imagines Australatina to be -- and how unnatural it would look IRL:

    incursion of chaos.gif
    (click for full image)

    ADF once made a FB post about it saying it was inaccurate, but admitted it was "close enough."

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-10-15-latest-australatina-map.13279/
    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:BlankMap-FlatWorld6.svg
     
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  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    World War 3 shall be Australatina vs CWCVille.
     
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