Meta What If?

What if Chris was never recorded admitting to incest? Would he come out and admit it publicly? Despite his initial efforts conceal it, I think he might of because of his proclivity to "brag" about things in his personal life and he total lack of remorse.

 

Yeah, it would have had to come out out eventually, given what he said to null and the others. He would have spilled the beans or someone would have pieced it together or something.

 

The 2 biggest trolls in the "Life of Fail" of CWC are fat ego and obese stupidity.

 

When Chris dies and the dust settles from that, his entire story shall be known as another saga: The Saga of Fail.

You know, if Chris had never wrote any letters nor made any calls, this would have been his final message to the world:


What a fitting note to go out on.

 

The life of CWC has been compared to a downhill slope with the occasional steep drop.

Chris "healing" Barb and the "Jail of Fail" has been the biggest drop so far. Like a huge cliff in the slope.

 

Should have drew this card:

 

And it was thanks to Bella's history and motive that the whole thing exploded into what it is: a literal disgsuting woman whose up ther with the Idea Guys as one of the worst trolls in recent times.

Whose to say it already wasn't drawn?

 

I wouldn't say she was one of the worst in recent times; she was just the worst ever. Period. At least in terms of just how they are as a person, she is so far below the idea guys she's gone through the earth and left the solar system. In terms of damage done to Chris, the idea guys still hold that dubious honor. Bella didn't really do damage, just expose what Chris himself chose to do.

 

I think "Liquid Chris" was the best troll.

 

Wonder what the sudden stop at the end will to do chris?

 

And she'll be that until we get an even worse tard get their hands in onto Chris. At the very least, it's 99.9% unlikely Chris will get any worse troll than Bella since jail is more or less filtering most idiots save for some sperg with a ween plan like wanting Chris to convert to Islam for some reason.

 

What if the hooker was the biggest troll because she denied Chris becoming a wizard at 30?

(also holy carp the hooker thing was already over a decade ago)

 

Here's my question. What if Chris made up the whole hooker story and didn't have sex until... you know?

 

Could Chris have made up the story of doing it with the hooker though? I imagine if he did, it'd sound something like a mish-mash of cliches from porno movies and sex scenes.

Even if Chris really did it with a hooker, it didn't change the course of the Life of Fail for the better.

(Also the hooker thing was about a decade ago, not over a decade go - in April 2012.)

 

Maybe not 'made it up entirely'. The sex did happen but it wasn't anything like he described it.

 

What if Chris played a Dark Souls game?

 

What if Chris played Elden Ring?

 

He's shit himself and then go watch cartoons.