For all those what if questions that don't really require their own thread but are still fun to ask anyway.
What if chris was helicompter and ate some bad fish and got wrapped in a carpet and thrown off a bridge ? Also, should we buy Bob's clothes ?
1) He'd land on a boat, then roll out of the carpet to murder and molest any nearby children 2) Always We'd know Kengle was engaging in cultural appropriation.
What if Sonichu manages to gain universal fame and critical acclaim, and we've been the ones in the wrong all along? I totally rhymed the shit out of that sentence.
He will never get further than the Sega or SonicTheHedgehog Twitter account. Which is probably a Kiwi's occupation as Sonic made a Trannycopter reference.