Meta What If?

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  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    For all those what if questions that don't really require their own thread but are still fun to ask anyway.
     
  2. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    What will Chris do when Barb dies? I don't know if he's ready to be on his own
     
  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    If this wasn't the first What If, I was going to be very sad. Thank you.
     
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  4. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member

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    What if Chris smoked weed?

    DUDE WEED LMAO

    What if Chris tried phenibut?
     
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  5. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    What if Chris drank a pint of milk?
     
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Actual milk, or defrosted freezer contents?
     
  7. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    What if chris was helicompter and ate some bad fish and got wrapped in a carpet and thrown off a bridge ?
    Also, should we buy Bob's clothes ?
     
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    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    What if we sold Chris to an arabian sheik for fun pleasure on a yacht?
     
  9. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    1) He'd land on a boat, then roll out of the carpet to murder and molest any nearby children
    2) Always

    We'd know Kengle was engaging in cultural appropriation.
     
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  10. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Very angry arab on jihad for money back, or maybe not, they have strange tastes
     
  11. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    What if Chris was Peppy?
     
  12. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Dirty,crapped Bobs Clothes
     
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  13. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    What if Sonichu manages to gain universal fame and critical acclaim, and we've been the ones in the wrong all along?

    I totally rhymed the shit out of that sentence.
     
  14. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    He will never get further than the Sega or SonicTheHedgehog Twitter account. Which is probably a Kiwi's occupation as Sonic made a Trannycopter reference.
     
  15. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    What if chris had surprise buttsecks with noll ?
     
  16. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

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    if it doesn't end with both chris and null's dick in my mouth i don't want to know
     
  17. NotAriel

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    You would get pig herpes from Null.
     
  18. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Chris would be disappointed.
     
  19. Weeb Shit

    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    What if Chris was raped and murdered in prison
     
  20. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Chris would be pleased. Then mildly sad. Then pleased again when he got to annoy Bob's ghost.