One Too Many
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One Too Many

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    1. Trollbuster Cal
      Trollbuster Cal
      Problem!Guys!Thiscouldbebad.Affirmative.Veryclose.Gonnahurt.Mama'slittleboy.Youarewayoutofposition,rookie!Oominginatyoulikeamissile!Helpme!Idon'tthinktheseareflowers.Shouldwetellhim?Ithinkheknows.Whatisthis?!Matchpoint!Youcanstartpackingup,honey,becauseyou'reabouttoEATIT!Yowser!Gross.There'sabeeinthecar!Dosomething!I'mdriving!Hi,bee.He'sbackhere!He'sgoingtostingme!Nobodymove.Ifyoudon'tmove,he
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      3. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        humans!Giant,scaryhumans!Whatweretheylike?Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.Theyeatcrazygiantthings.Theydrivecrazy.Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.How'dyougetback?Poodle.Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousawwhateveryouwantedtosee.Youhadyour"experience."Nowyoucanpickoutyourjobandbenormal.Well...Well?Well,Imetsomeone.Youdid?WassheBeeish?Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!No,no,no,notawasp.Spider?I'mnotattractedtosp
        Oct 9, 2017
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      4. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        iders.Iknowit'sthehottestthing,withtheeightlegsandall.Ican'tgetbythatface.Sowhoisshe?She's...human.No,no.That'sabeelaw.Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.Hername'sVanessa.Oh,boy.She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!We'renotdating.You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talkingtohumansthatattackourhomeswithpowerwashersandM-80s!One-eighthastickofdynamite!Shesavedmylife!Andsheunderstandsme.Thisisover!Eatthis.Thisisnotov
        Oct 15, 2017
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      5. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        er!Whatwasthat?Theycallitacrumb.Itwassostingin'stripey!Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!YouknowwhataOinnabonis?No.It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.Theyheatitup...Sitdown!...reallyhot!Listentome!Wearenotthem!We'reus.There'susandthere'sthem!Yes,butwhocandenytheheartthatisyearning?There'snoyearning.Stopyearning.Listentome!Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee.Think
        Oct 15, 2017
    2. Trollbuster Cal
      Trollbuster Cal
      it.Savesusmillions.CananyoneworkontheKrelman?Ofcourse.Mostbeejobsaresmallones.Butbeesknowthateverysmalljob,ifit'sdonewell,meansalot.Butchoosecarefullybecauseyou'llstayinthejobyoupickfortherestofyourlife.Thesamejobtherestofyourlife?Ididn'tknowthat.What'sthedifference?You'llbehappytoknowthatbees,asaspecies,haven'thadonedayoffin27millionyears.Soyou'lljustworkustodeath?We'llsuretry.Wow!That
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      3. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        foryourookies,beelawnumberone,absolutelynotalkingtohumans!Allright,launchpositions!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Blackandyellow!Hello!Youreadyforthis,hotshot?Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.Wind,check.Antennae,check.Nectarpack,check.Wings,check.Stinger,check.Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.OK,ladies,let'smoveitout!Poundthosepetunias,youstripedstemsuckers!Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!Wow!I'mout!Ican'tbelieve
        Sep 20, 2017
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      4. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        I'mout!Soblue.Ifeelsofastandfree!Boxkite!Wow!Flowers!ThisisBlueLeader.Wehaverosesvisual.Bringitaround30degreesandhold.Roses!30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.Standtotheside,kid.It'sgotabitofakick.Thatisonenectarcollector!-Everseepollinationupclose?No,sir.Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleitoverhere.Maybeadashoverthere,apinchonthatone.Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.That'samazing.Whydowedothat?That'spollenpower.Morepollen,
        Sep 21, 2017
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      5. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        moreflowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.Oool.I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?Oopythatvisual.Wait.Oneoftheseflowersseemstobeonthemove.Sayagain?You'rereportingamovingflower?Affirmative.Thatwasontheline!Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.Itsmellsgood.Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.Yeah,fuzzy.Ohemicaly.Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.Mysweetlordofbees!Oandybrain,getoffthere!
        Sep 21, 2017
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    3. One Too Many
      One Too Many
      Accordingtoallknownlawsofaviation,thereisnowayabeeshouldbeabletofly.Itswingsaretoosmalltogetitsfatlittlebodyofftheground.Thebee,ofcourse,fli
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      2. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        wedon'tneedvacations.Boy,quiteabitofpomp...underthecircumstances.Well,Adam,todaywearemen.Weare!Beemen.Amen!Hallelujah!Students,faculty,distinguishedbees,pleasewelcomeDeanBuzzwell.Welcome,NewHiveOitygraduatingclassof......9:15.Thatconcludesourceremonies.AndbeginsyourcareeratHonexIndustries!Willwepickourjobtoday?Iheardit'sjustorientation.Headsup!Herewego.Keepyourhandsandantennasinsidethetramatalltimes.Wonderwhatit'llbe
        Sep 4, 2017
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      3. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        like?Alittlescary.WelcometoHonex,adivisionofHonescoandapartoftheHexagonGroup.Thisisit!Wow.Wow.Weknowthatyou,asabee,haveworkedyourwholelifetogettothepointwhereyoucanworkforyourwholelife.HonebeginswhenourvaliantPollenJocksbringthenectartothehive.Ourtop-secretformulaisautomaticallycolor-corrected,scent-adjustedandbubble-contouredintothissoothingsweetsyrupwithitsdistinctivegoldenglowyou
        Sep 8, 2017
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      4. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        scentadjustedandbubblecontouredintothissoothingsweetsyrupwithitsdistinctivegoldenglowyouknowas...Honey!Thatgirlwashot.She'smycousin!Sheis?Yes,we'reallcousins.Right.You'reright.AtHonex,weconstantlystrivetoimproveeveryaspectofbeeexistence.Thesebeesarestresstestinganewhelmettechnology.Whatdoyouthinkhemakes?Notenough.Herewehaveourlatestadvancement,theKrelman.Whatdoesthatdo?Oatchesthatlittlestrandofhoneythathangsafteryoup
        Sep 9, 2017
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