One Too Many
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One Too Many

Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal, Male, from 1060 West Addison Street

Should I keep the gif avatar or go back to the static one? Aug 3, 2018

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    1. One Too Many
      One Too Many
      Should I keep the gif avatar or go back to the static one?
      1. Very Honest Content
        Very Honest Content
        The colors please my lsd flashbacks induced by their pulsation.
        Aug 4, 2018
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    2. One Too Many
      One Too Many
      WOOOOAAAAAAOOOOAAAA!!!!!
    3. Liquid Squirtle
      Liquid Squirtle
      Happy birthday! Hope you're as drunk as the guy in your avatar right now.
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    4. Equinox
      Equinox
      happy cake day
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    5. Trollbuster Cal
      Trollbuster Cal
      Problem!Guys!Thiscouldbebad.Affirmative.Veryclose.Gonnahurt.Mama'slittleboy.Youarewayoutofposition,rookie!Oominginatyoulikeamissile!Helpme!Idon'tthinktheseareflowers.Shouldwetellhim?Ithinkheknows.Whatisthis?!Matchpoint!Youcanstartpackingup,honey,becauseyou'reabouttoEATIT!Yowser!Gross.There'sabeeinthecar!Dosomething!I'mdriving!Hi,bee.He'sbackhere!He'sgoingtostingme!Nobodymove.Ifyoudon'tmove,he
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      3. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        humans!Giant,scaryhumans!Whatweretheylike?Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.Theyeatcrazygiantthings.Theydrivecrazy.Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.How'dyougetback?Poodle.Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousawwhateveryouwantedtosee.Youhadyour"experience."Nowyoucanpickoutyourjobandbenormal.Well...Well?Well,Imetsomeone.Youdid?WassheBeeish?Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!No,no,no,notawasp.Spider?I'mnotattractedtosp
        Oct 9, 2017
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      4. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        iders.Iknowit'sthehottestthing,withtheeightlegsandall.Ican'tgetbythatface.Sowhoisshe?She's...human.No,no.That'sabeelaw.Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.Hername'sVanessa.Oh,boy.She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!We'renotdating.You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talkingtohumansthatattackourhomeswithpowerwashersandM-80s!One-eighthastickofdynamite!Shesavedmylife!Andsheunderstandsme.Thisisover!Eatthis.Thisisnotov
        Oct 15, 2017
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      5. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        er!Whatwasthat?Theycallitacrumb.Itwassostingin'stripey!Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!YouknowwhataOinnabonis?No.It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.Theyheatitup...Sitdown!...reallyhot!Listentome!Wearenotthem!We'reus.There'susandthere'sthem!Yes,butwhocandenytheheartthatisyearning?There'snoyearning.Stopyearning.Listentome!Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee.Think
        Oct 15, 2017
    6. Trollbuster Cal
      Trollbuster Cal
      it.Savesusmillions.CananyoneworkontheKrelman?Ofcourse.Mostbeejobsaresmallones.Butbeesknowthateverysmalljob,ifit'sdonewell,meansalot.Butchoosecarefullybecauseyou'llstayinthejobyoupickfortherestofyourlife.Thesamejobtherestofyourlife?Ididn'tknowthat.What'sthedifference?You'llbehappytoknowthatbees,asaspecies,haven'thadonedayoffin27millionyears.Soyou'lljustworkustodeath?We'llsuretry.Wow!That
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      3. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        foryourookies,beelawnumberone,absolutelynotalkingtohumans!Allright,launchpositions!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Blackandyellow!Hello!Youreadyforthis,hotshot?Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.Wind,check.Antennae,check.Nectarpack,check.Wings,check.Stinger,check.Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.OK,ladies,let'smoveitout!Poundthosepetunias,youstripedstemsuckers!Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!Wow!I'mout!Ican'tbelieve
        Sep 20, 2017
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      4. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        I'mout!Soblue.Ifeelsofastandfree!Boxkite!Wow!Flowers!ThisisBlueLeader.Wehaverosesvisual.Bringitaround30degreesandhold.Roses!30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.Standtotheside,kid.It'sgotabitofakick.Thatisonenectarcollector!-Everseepollinationupclose?No,sir.Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleitoverhere.Maybeadashoverthere,apinchonthatone.Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.That'samazing.Whydowedothat?That'spollenpower.Morepollen,
        Sep 21, 2017
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      5. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        moreflowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.Oool.I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?Oopythatvisual.Wait.Oneoftheseflowersseemstobeonthemove.Sayagain?You'rereportingamovingflower?Affirmative.Thatwasontheline!Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.Itsmellsgood.Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.Yeah,fuzzy.Ohemicaly.Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.Mysweetlordofbees!Oandybrain,getoffthere!
        Sep 21, 2017
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    7. One Too Many
      One Too Many
      Accordingtoallknownlawsofaviation,thereisnowayabeeshouldbeabletofly.Itswingsaretoosmalltogetitsfatlittlebodyofftheground.Thebee,ofcourse,fli
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      2. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        wedon'tneedvacations.Boy,quiteabitofpomp...underthecircumstances.Well,Adam,todaywearemen.Weare!Beemen.Amen!Hallelujah!Students,faculty,distinguishedbees,pleasewelcomeDeanBuzzwell.Welcome,NewHiveOitygraduatingclassof......9:15.Thatconcludesourceremonies.AndbeginsyourcareeratHonexIndustries!Willwepickourjobtoday?Iheardit'sjustorientation.Headsup!Herewego.Keepyourhandsandantennasinsidethetramatalltimes.Wonderwhatit'llbe
        Sep 4, 2017
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      3. Trollbuster Cal
        Trollbuster Cal
        like?Alittlescary.WelcometoHonex,adivisionofHonescoandapartoftheHexagonGroup.Thisisit!Wow.Wow.Weknowthatyou,asabee,haveworkedyourwholelifetogettothepointwhereyoucanworkforyourwholelife.HonebeginswhenourvaliantPollenJocksbringthenectartothehive.Ourtop-secretformulaisautomaticallycolor-corrected,scent-adjustedandbubble-contouredintothissoothingsweetsyrupwithitsdistinctivegoldenglowyou
        Sep 8, 2017
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      4. One Too Many
        One Too Many
        scentadjustedandbubblecontouredintothissoothingsweetsyrupwithitsdistinctivegoldenglowyouknowas...Honey!Thatgirlwashot.She'smycousin!Sheis?Yes,we'reallcousins.Right.You'reright.AtHonex,weconstantlystrivetoimproveeveryaspectofbeeexistence.Thesebeesarestresstestinganewhelmettechnology.Whatdoyouthinkhemakes?Notenough.Herewehaveourlatestadvancement,theKrelman.Whatdoesthatdo?Oatchesthatlittlestrandofhoneythathangsafteryoup
        Sep 9, 2017
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