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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    He'd just change from claiming he's Jesus to claiming he's Mohammed. No difference.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Or he'd commit super haram blasphemy and claim he's Allah?

    But yeah, it wouldn't be too different.

    Now if "Classic Chris" got into Islam before delusions of godhood, that could be a different story.
     
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Imagine his parents' reactions to him shouting in Arabic in another video addressed to the trolls.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If "Classic Chris" got into Islam, it'd likely be because "muh 72 virgins hmm yeah".
     
  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    How did I not think of that?
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Also Islam usually says "homos" should be treated worse than modern conservative Protestant Christianity does.

    "Classic Chris" likely didn't like Islam because post-9/11 climate, and he sees beyond Virginia only via TV.
     
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  7. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I wonder if he or his parents ever watched Fox News.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    >"Honor Roll" watching the news at all

    seems legit
     
  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if the AVGN decided that you could make more money with a shitty game than with a good one, recruited Chris's help, and the two of them made a Sonichu game meant to be the shittiest game of all time?
     
  10. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Then people would start claiming that the game is unironically good.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The internet lumberjack would have had his work cut out for himself.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris was a very weak psyker* and Sonichu was a creature from the warp he summoned in March of 2000?

    hypothetical heresy :confused:

    *(he can bend paper and make rocks fall of his hands)
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    [/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
     
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  14. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Just a thought but what if Chris's medical leave from jail turned out to be something like cancer instead of mental health?
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    you forgot a "[" in the close-quote :confused:

    Over on KF I suggested that maybe he got a heart attack or some other fat-related thing or something like that.
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I've been there.

    Thinking of even basic stuff can become rocket science when the body is going out for the night.

    (still some issues with those 2 posts BTW)
     
  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Then A-Logs would shid, fard, and cumb in their pontz.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if that whole mass blocking on Twitter thing (that "#HarassCWCDirectly" crap) led to Chris being more mentally vulnerable to the "Idea Guys" meddling?
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris is at that age when the sedentary lifestyle really catches up with you. You can be a super lazy slob in your thirties with no problems but at the big 4-0 you gotta take care of your temple.