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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Would that keep Chris from living in a David Lynch movie like he does?
     
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    If Chris were still a virgin with rage, he'd survive (probably through dumb luck), because (usually) virgins survive horror movies
    He's had hookers and raped his mom, so he'd die in a way that is terrifying, screwed up, and hilarious
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    So how long is the autistic "royal title" now?

    "Christopher Christian Ricardo Sonichu Pristine Christine Kaka Apple Chrisp Night Star Blue Heart Jesus Weston Chandler"?

    (wow what an egotist)

    What if the bear never inspired the first name change?
     
  4. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if Chris bought an alarm clock, used it to start waking up earlier in the morning, and (since the alarm clock fulfilled the prophecy of his sweetheart fixing his biological clock) he started dating his alarm clock?
     
  5. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    Then we would end up with a Cogsworth ripoff in Sonichu that has time based powers but also likely one other ability that seems random and has nothing to do with clocks.
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    It would be another relic of fail.