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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    But then what about us trapped with Chris, wat do?
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Some would likely respond with donating pennies.

    Kind of like how people threw pennies at Chris IRL and he'd pick them up.

    (also Chris would likely bring back "JULAY" by demanding the internet to not to say "JULAY")
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    a ween did donate a penny to him, and Chris got mad and said no donations under a dollar
     
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  4. Celeron

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    I think Chris is too lazy to make any meaningful change besides hating future him for being a homo
     
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  5. Celeron

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    He asked for 10 dollars after that dude gave a penny
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    If Chris could go back in time to fix his past, I'm willing to bet anything he would pull a "Butterfly Effect" and, for every one mistake he'd correct, he'd make 5-6 more in it's place, and his life would turn out just as shitty, if not worse.
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You say that if chris would actually do any work to fix anything.

    What if Barb dies before chris is released?
     
  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It's sad, but I feel like you're absolutely correct.

    If some person gave Chris the opportunity to go back, Butterfly Effect style, to change things he did for the better, but the caveat was "You're gonna need to put in *some* effort to not fuck things up and make your timeline worse, Chris..."

    "Hmmm, yeah, ya know, I think I'm just gonna play with my Legos for a bit."
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris would know how things would go down after 2006 (more or less), but he's also kind of "slow-in-the-mind".

    So if he could do a do-over, he might fall for the same "theoretical exes" and tricks all over again.

    (If the Novikov self-consistency principle held, any changes he tried to make were part of history all along.)
     
  10. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Any attempt to stop Julay simply goes a different course that ensures fuck ups. Any attempts to changing Gameplace incidents simply shows the pettiness of Chris without using the trolls to blame. Chria meeting Classic Chris doesn't lead to the universe imploding. It just leads to Classic getting scared and crapping the briefs as this crazed future self appears.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What if Classic Chris really did meet Current Year Chris, and that crapping of the pants is what led Classic Chris to go "tomgirl" - and eventually go "Dimensional Merge" and incesty in the first place?
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It really *is* a sad, but true fact:

    Even if the people behind giving Chris the time traveling were to go "Now listen, Chris....Julie is *not* real. Molvania, the country she claims to be originally from, doesn't exist either. Max *also* isn't real: Julie and Max are a 13 year old troll named Bluespike. Remember this Chris, ok?"

    Chris would *still* find a way to fuck things up.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Chris doesn't listen to stuff he doesn't want to hear, which is why he and other people like him are lolcows

    pre-2006 Chris was still getting arrested (for nuisance crimes), banned, sexually harassing Megan, expelled from college, etc.
    if his discovery by trolls never happened, he'd still have a hard life, although his failures wouldn't be out there for the entire world to see
     
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  14. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Indeed. Chris could still find a way to fuck up even if you had white knights and the like try and get involved. Chris still has a way of fucking up and when you remove the trolls, you don't have an innocent austistic individual with mental problems, you also got a virgin sex pest underneath and the like.

    It's something I find funny when people on Reddit or Youtube or Twitter want to say how trolls fucked Chris up or how they are more pathetic. Yeah they all can be cows in their own right and the trolling did have a cause but Chris isn't wholly innocent and for all the autism and the like Chris still had run-ins with the law and ways of fucking up friendships.
     
  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris watched Twin Peaks?
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What if all Kiwi pet theories (as @ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 calls them), as well as all conspiracy theories and stupid stuff* Chris believed in were true?

    The Greene County Conspiracy, the "abusive babysitter" giving Chris autism, his first word being "monkey" ridiculously early, the coworker being black and drawn as a Jynx, Snyder and the trolls operating out of the GAMe PLACe, Chris being chosen as the winner of the sweepstakes because he's autistic...

    *(Stupid stuff about IRL, not delirious and stupid toon world or "Dimensional Merge" stuff.)
     
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  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Chris at 6 weeks of age
     
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  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris was in a Halloween movie?
     
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    A NIGHTMARE ON BRANCHLAND COURT
     
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    "Where's the candy" would be his only line.
     
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