Twitter 09/12/17 Girlfriend is real

We're getting off-topic. Again...

Jessica Quinn is a fucking weirdo regardless of her stance on Chris.

 

look if he is Hirtes...

Just stop. Everyone thinks what you do is hilarious but not in the way you think they do.

 

In your defense, the two names are somewhat interchangeable. The only difference between the two is that Emily set up a real star: The Pickle Man.

Or we get some of his creepiest content to date. Patience, everybody.

 

Don't worry, I know you're not Hirtes. I've seen you contribute content and insight, not just "DIE N GET A JAWB CHS U FATTY N JULAAAAAAAAY!!"

@YamchasOnlyFan on the other hand....

 

What is it with you guys and finding out who Hirtes is?

 

To me, it's always fun to see how cringy the people who hate Chris that much really are.

 

Doesn't get much more cringe than a senior citizen welfare queen riding an autistic mans nuts on Twitter all day.

 

Its fun to have a good ol' fashion witch hunt every once in while.

 

Not when you're trying to hide the fact that you're Hirtes >.>

 

I'd like to give up the ruse for future generations and admit that all of us are actually Hirtes.

I am Hirtes, and you are too.

 

The sock puppet accounts have become self aware.

 

No we haven't. Go back to your post #43. oh no I've became self aware too

 

I don't want to be that guy but I'm starting to think this tread is unintentionally becoming a megathread

 

Back on topic...

No matter what JQ's motives are, her plan will backfire because Chris is a creep. If she's a white knight, he'll do something to drive her away. If she's a ween, she'll abandon ship when she realizes what she's in for. I reckon this "saga" will end in a whimper rather than a bang.

 

Either way, it'll end after a few minutes alone with Chris-Chan-Grabby-Hands.

 

I don't know. Even if Jessica simply calls it quits Chris's reaction will be pretty great. Doopie just blocked him and look at what we got.

 

Chris's reactions are always great. He bumped his PS3 because someone hacked him. He started dressing as a woman because he thought it'd get him a gf (and I guess it sort of worked), he made a video of him sprinting through the street because a girl asked him if he exercises.

 

This, even if she's bonkers af and likes Chris, he will make the relationship she wants toxic and she will dip out.

The first two that you listed are past exponentially more possible though.

 

That's the beauty of the Chris show. I mean, whatever happens, there will be a whole bunch of shit nobody expects.

And the PS3-humping always baffled me, especially since there are much more practial ways to handle account hacks.