Twitter 09/12/17 Girlfriend is real

Here's a weird thought and one that I am quite frankly afraid to ask because hope against hope what if she's legit, and she stays with Chris even after all of his autism & grabby hands and she stays with him? In fact it's Chris who breaks up the relationship, how would everyone react to that, that's like the one thing we haven't seen yet.

What if she does the impossible achievement, make Chris Chan a semi decent human being? a million to one here but what if she does, what do we do, do we become archivist of the greatest story of mankind has ever written, patiently waiting and not interfering with what is going on. Or do we come the darn dirty trolls Chris claimed us to be? Or does Chris become just another user in the mass of a swirling internet of constantly changing low cows and trolls, I bring this up simply because well I have not seen anyone else bring it up, what if Chris stops being a lol cow where does the internet go on from there?

And don't say it can't happen we all witnessed the US elections of last year a cheeto man almost never involved directly in government was elected president of the United States, when literally everyone else was telling him he could not accomplish that task. Stranger s*** has happened my friends... think about it.

 

You put waaaaaaaaaaaay to much thought into this......

 

She doesn't even pass as a proper decent human, so lol.

 

What can I save the philosophy part of my brain kicks in at 3-4 a.m.

 

I'll say you a whole bunch of "deep thoughts":

Will Chris improve into a non lol-cow? No, probably not.

 

Not all of it has to be deep just a hard to answer question

 

Its Chris we're talking about.....not exactly a question for the ages.....

 

I feel the exact same way. This girl (and almost all of Chris' other "friends") has carefully crafted their social media presence to seem like a potential sweetheart from the ground-up. There are a lot of girls like that, some of whom I interact with, who do this to people completely unrelated to Chris. These types of women actively seek out mentally retarded men to lead on and embarrass. I think Chris' autism might be too much for her though.

 

Chris has turned away girls before if not breaking up with them per se. Most memorably, he once told a black chick at the mall that he didn't meet his criteria do to her lack of whiteness.

 

But she is white, and what if she offers him her body as silly as it sounds it could happen

 

Not to mention the single mother he turned down because she had a kid.

*Pats your head*

Adorable.....

 

Better fucking believe it.

 

I think Jessica offering herself to Chris won't happen until she deems the horde and the house worth it.

 

Or she gets really, really drunk.

 

That was at PVCC, not the mall.