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Sonic the Movie Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Skeletor, Dec 10, 2018.

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  1. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Honestly, no matter what happens, some people are gonna hate this movie. Whether it's diehard old and/or new fans or casual viewers or professional reviewers or whomever. They can't win for losing – especially since Detective Pikachu already released.

    But like with the Mike Meyers's 2003 Cat in the Hat, like with Tom Green's 2000 Freddy Got Fingered, there will also be fans of this movie. Ironic and un-. No matter how it turns out, no matter what changes they make. This movie will be some people's 'saw this as a kid and loved it' movie. It'll be some more people's 'saw it with a bunch of friends and had fun riffing it' movie. It will be hated and loved and everything in between, guaranteed, in a weirdly mathmatically destined way. Regardless of whether the studios give it their official blessing or curse; regatdless of when it comes out and how it comes out.

    Mass visual media is one hell of a strange beast.
     
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  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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  3. Ms. Mowz

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    Since somebody brought this back from the dead, I might as well bring up the dream I had about the Sonic movie
    in the dream, Paramount decided to cut ALL of their losses and just uploaded the entire movie on YouTube for free. The Sonic design was indeed; but now he was a realistically proportioned hedgehog that talks and spins like the Tazmanian Devil.
    Gangsta's Paradise became a major element of the plot, was remixed into several parts of the score, and was played during the final battle between Super Sonic and the two Robotniks.
    That's right, there was now another Robotnik, this one created through cloning Jim Carrey Robotnik and fusing it with Sonic Hedgehog cells. And this Robotnik (who was called Eggman to separate him from the other one) wasn't Jim Carrey, but rather Bill Murray in a fat suit and bald cap.
    And finally, at the end of it all, it sets itself up for a sequel by placing a one hundred thousand year curse on James Marsden, turning him into a two tailed mutant fox named Miles in the process.
    I honestly want this to be the actual movie, and not just because of the shitstorm it would cause among people like Chris.
     
  4. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    The redesign may have actually just been legit leaked.
    EG4KP8mXUAEycPH-8e48.jpg Though Chris is still going to get BLANGRY when he sees the arms.
     
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  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Sonic(hu)'s arms are not blue!

    also, are they still planning on releasing it in February, also called the graveyard of ill-fated movies?
     
  7. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    New design is better. Movie will still be terrible. But Chris’s reaction should be entertaining.
     
  8. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Glad the true and honest Sonic is going to be used in this movie, instead of that tan armed imposter...
     
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    We ought to be thankful there!
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I am thankfulI have enough sense to not watch this movie.
     
  11. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

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    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Now that is what a chris Sonichu combo should look like.
     
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    New trailer got dropped

    It's a major improvement, yet somehow, I miss the original cursed look of the movie.
    Though once again, Chris will get BLANGRY when he sees the blarms.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I see this turning out like Street Fighter the Movie, but with Jim Carry unable to get the charm of Raul Julia.
     
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    JIm Carrey is doing his character from Cable Guy holding down and raping Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber while his version of Edward Nygma's Riddler watches in the corner furiously faping to the sight of the cinematic sex crime.

    Somehow, this is still not going to be as annoying as the character of Sonic in this movie.
     
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    People are celebrating this redesign like its going to make the movie good, the movie is still going to be bad, there's no amount of reworks that will change that. Furthermore, the redesign isn't even that good, Sonic sticks out and doesn't feel like he has any weight to him. To me the dubbing looks completely off, the voice doesn't fit the character and is also annoying. It all feels off for a wholly different reason then the first design.
     
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    At least he looks kind of cute now
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    This sanic movie still reminds me of that 1980s mario movie.

    But at least the redesign looks closer to the games.
     
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    1990s, actually.
    I know, that's very important when discussing the Sanic movie.
     
  20. TiggleYaPoosay

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    I feel like this would’ve been better solely taking place in Sonics world. Anytime they try to put characters in our world it’s always a fail. HeMan movie is usually what comes to mind. That said I’m not really familiar with Sonic lore. I got a Genesis in 1991 and played the first 3 games, from what I understand it went downhill from that. It all seems pretty autistic to me so this movie will likely appeal to the base with the new design.
     
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